1001 Best Things Ever Said About Horses - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook 1001 Best Things Ever Said About Horses write by Steven D. Price. This book was released on 2006-10-01. 1001 Best Things Ever Said About Horses available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. From the dawn of time, horses have been at once our idols and our companions, awakening in us feelings of awe and inspiration while serving as our partners in almost all human endeavors. Philosophers, artists, and writers have sought to describe their--and our--attraction to these magnificent creatures that have become all things to all people. This book will reflect the variety of our fascination with and love of horses, from classic texts of Greek and Roman philosophers, the Bible, and the Koran through Shakespeare, Cervantes, and Dickens to such contemporaries as Clint Eastwood, Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis, and Mr. Ed.
The Dumbest Things Ever Said
The Dumbest Things Ever Said - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook The Dumbest Things Ever Said write by Steven D. Price. This book was released on 2017-09-01. The Dumbest Things Ever Said available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. A collection of stupid utterances, mostly unintentional--although not always--from politics, show business, sports, and anywhere else people can put their feet in their mouths. Based on recorded history, it's safe to say that dumb remarks have been with us since the invention of writing. Young or old, rich or poor, famous or unknown, people of all generations and cultures have seized the opportunity to say something dumb - stupidity has always been an equal opportunity employer. In celebration of such mental lapses and pure idiocy, here is a collection of stupid utterances, unintentional and otherwise, from the worlds of politics, radio, television, newspapers, show business, sports, and literature - and everywhere else people can - and have - put their feet in their mouths.
The Most Low-down, Lousiest, Loathsome Things Ever Said
The Most Low-down, Lousiest, Loathsome Things Ever Said - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook The Most Low-down, Lousiest, Loathsome Things Ever Said write by Steven D. Price. This book was released on 2017-09-01. The Most Low-down, Lousiest, Loathsome Things Ever Said available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. A nasty insult (is there any other kind?) can be offensive and infuriating, but we’ve all had those moments when we’ve employed one or just wished we had come up with the perfect nasty thing to say. Even better, having the perfect comeback to one of these rude remarks brings us all the personal satisfaction in the world. The Nastiest Things Ever Said gathers together the very sharpest of these barbs from a wide variety of sources with some of the wickedest put-downs from the literary, political, and entertainment worlds, and everywhere else people say nasty things to each other.
The Funniest Things Ever Said, New and Expanded
The Funniest Things Ever Said, New and Expanded - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook The Funniest Things Ever Said, New and Expanded write by Steven D. Price. This book was released on 2019-08-29. The Funniest Things Ever Said, New and Expanded available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Here are1,237 laugh-out-loud quotes, quips, and jokes, all in one packed-to-the-brim volume. Yes, folks, sit back and enjoy this collection of inadvertent gaffes, thigh-slappers, puns, and everything and anything else that'll tickle your funny bone. There’s something old, something new, something stolen, and something blue—from favorite comedians, sports and political figures, and literary wits. There are even giggles for the kids and groaners for the grown-ups. Just a few among the 1,237 funniest things ever said: “I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.”—Rita Rudner “I don’t know if it’s good for baseball, but it sure beats the hell out of rooming with Phil Rizzuto.”—Yogi Berra on being told that Joe DiMaggio was to marry Marilyn Monroe “I made my money the old-fashioned way. I was very nice to a wealthy relative right before he died.”—Malcolm Forbes “The Dalai Lama visited the White House and told the President that he could teach him to find a higher state of consciousness. Then, after talking to Bush for a few minutes, he said, ‘You know what? Let’s just grab lunch.’”—Bill Maher
The Smartest Things Ever Said, New and Expanded
The Smartest Things Ever Said, New and Expanded - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook The Smartest Things Ever Said, New and Expanded write by Steven D. Price. This book was released on 2017-04-03. The Smartest Things Ever Said, New and Expanded available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. The Smartest Things Ever Said is a compendium of human wisdom culled from the world’s most celebrated—and sometimes anonymous—minds. From Confucius and Shakespeare to Maya Angelou and Woody Allen, and from Winston Churchill and Thomas Edison to Jeff Bezos and Jane Fonda, it is quite simply the best collection of the smartest quotes ever.
