50 Ways to Score a Goal and Other Football Poems - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook 50 Ways to Score a Goal and Other Football Poems write by Brian Bilston. This book was released on 2021-05-27. 50 Ways to Score a Goal and Other Football Poems available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. A funny collection of football poems by Brian Bilston, the unofficial Poet Laureate of Twitter. Perfect for football fans of all ages – from the young footie fanatic to a been-to-every-game-grandma, and every 'I could've been a pro' in between. Full of poems that will make you giggle about all things football, including being left out of the World Cup squad, mum's opinion on Messi vs Ronaldo, or those unmissable fixtures: I’d love nothing more than to go outside and spend time with Mother Nature. But what can I do? It’s out of my hands: Nigeria are playing Croatia 50 Ways to Score a Goal and Other Football Poems includes witty chants, a haiku or two, and fun shape poems about the beautiful game. Laugh together through the Euros or Premier League games, and swap the half-time pundits for puns! 'Bilston is a magician with words' – Guardian 'Someone who knows their way round both a joke and a bittersweet narrative.' – The Times
You Took the Last Bus Home
You Took the Last Bus Home - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook You Took the Last Bus Home write by Brian Bilston. This book was released on 2016-10-06. You Took the Last Bus Home available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. You Took the Last Bus Home is the first and long-awaited collection of ingeniously hilarious and surprisingly touching poems from Brian Bilston, the mysterious ‘Poet Laureate of Twitter’. With endless wit, imaginative wordplay and underlying heartache, he offers profound insights into modern life, exploring themes as diverse as love, death, the inestimable value of a mobile phone charger, the unbearable torment of forgetting to put the rubbish out, and the improbable nuances of the English language. Constantly experimenting with literary form, Bilston’s words have been known to float off the page, take the shape of the subjects they explore, and reflect our contemporary world in the form of Excel spreadsheets, Venn diagrams and Scrabble tiles. This irresistibly charming collection of his best-loved poems will make you laugh out loud while making you question the very essence of the human condition in the twenty-first century.
Let Sleeping Cats Lie - Pet Poems
Let Sleeping Cats Lie - Pet Poems - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook Let Sleeping Cats Lie - Pet Poems write by Brian Bilston. This book was released on 2024-09-26. Let Sleeping Cats Lie - Pet Poems available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. A hilarious collection of pet poems by wordplay wizard Brian Bilston. When you've got a bad case of the 'mews' and are in desperate need of a 'pup'-lifting read, this book is the 'ulti-mutt' remedy. The perfect gift for a dog person, cat person and every pet lover in between. Please don’t think me lazy, I’m not trying to slack – it’s just that I’m stuck, you see, under this cat. Let Sleeping Cats Lie is a collection of poems following the funny lives of our furry – and not so furry – friends. Stars include Wilf, the hypnotist Labracadabrador, a philosophically inclined goldfish penning a profound haiku, a hen named Barbara receiving an adoring tribute, and an 'octopussy' cat that seems to have all its paws in plenty of odd little pies.
Diary of a Somebody
Diary of a Somebody - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook Diary of a Somebody write by Brian Bilston. This book was released on 2019-06-11. Diary of a Somebody available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. It’s January 1st and Brian Bilston is convinced that this year his New Year’s resolution will change his life. Every day for a year, he will write a poem. It’s quite simple. Brian’s life certainly needs improving. His ex-wife has taken up with a new man, a motivational speaker and indefatigable charity fundraiser to boot; he seems to constantly disappoint his long-suffering son; and at work he is drowning in a sea of spreadsheets and management jargon. So poetry will be his salvation. But there is an obstacle in the form of Toby Salt, his arch nemesis at Poetry Club and rival suitor to Liz, Brian’s new poetic inspiration. When Toby goes missing, just after the announcement of the publication of his first collection, This Bridge No Hands Shall Cleave, Brian becomes the number one suspect. If he is to regain his reputation and to have a chance of winning Liz, he must find out what has happened to Toby before it is too late. Part tender love story, part murder mystery, part coruscating description of a wasted life, and interspersed with some of the funniest poems about the mundane and the profound, Diary of a Somebody is the most original novel you will read this or any year.
Friendly Matches
Friendly Matches - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook Friendly Matches write by Allan Ahlberg. This book was released on 2006-05-25. Friendly Matches available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. A superb collection of football poems covering many aspects of the game. Written in a variety of verse forms - sonnets, rhyming couplets and more. As good as previous collections!
