Chomp - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook Chomp write by Carl Hiaasen. This book was released on 2012-03-27. Chomp available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. In this hysterical #1 New York Times bestseller, one kid has to wrangle gators, snakes, bats that bite, and a reality show host gone rogue! This is Carl Hiaasen's Florida—where the creatures are wild and the people are wilder! When Wahoo Cray’s dad—a professional animal wrangler—takes a job with a reality TV show called Expedition Survival!, Wahoo figures he'll have to do a bit of wrangling himself to keep his father from killing Derek Badger, the show's inept and egotistical star. But the job keeps getting more complicated: Derek Badger insists on using wild animals for his stunts; and Wahoo's acquired a shadow named Tuna—a girl who's sporting a shiner courtesy of her father and needs a place to hide out. They've only been on location in the Everglades for a day before Derek gets bitten by a bat and goes missing in a storm. Search parties head out and promptly get lost themselves. And then Tuna's dad shows up with a gun . . . It's anyone's guess who will actually survive Expedition Survival. . . “Only in Florida—and in the fiction of its native son Carl Hiaasen—does a dead iguana fall from a palm tree and kill somebody.” —New York Post “Chomp is a delightful laugh-out-loud sendup of the surreality of TV that will be enjoyed by readers of all ages.” —Los Angeles Times
Chomp!
Chomp! - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook Chomp! write by Heather Brown. This book was released on 2012-02-07. Chomp! available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Chomp!, Accord’s latest innovation, pairs a board book with a working mouth, letting little readers make animals yawn, smile and growl. It’s a roaring good time! Accord is taking another big bite of innovation with Chomp! Our newest invention pairs a tot-friendly board book with an actual working mouth. The result is anything but ordinary. Each die-cut spread reveals a different animal, with the mouth visible through the hole. With the pull of a single tab, kids will become little ventriloquists, working the jaws to make lions roar and polar bears yawn. Adding simple text and richly drawn illustrations makes this an irresistible package.
Chomp, Chomp, Chomp
Chomp, Chomp, Chomp - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook Chomp, Chomp, Chomp write by Allena Hansen. This book was released on 2014-05-01. Chomp, Chomp, Chomp available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle.
Big Chomp
Big Chomp - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook Big Chomp write by Heather Brown. This book was released on 2014-03-11. Big Chomp available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. In Big Chomp, richly drawn illustrations of wild animals pair with simple text to introduce toddlers to all the different things they (and their favorite critters) can do with their mouths. From yawns to roars and everything in between, all of these tot-friendly, toothy grins are sure to appeal to your favorite preschooler.
I Will Chomp You!
I Will Chomp You! - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook I Will Chomp You! write by Jory John. This book was released on 2015-08-04. I Will Chomp You! available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. STOP RIGHT THERE. Don’t move a muscle, buster. Stay out of this book or I WILL CHOMP YOU! So says the not-so-fierce inhabitant of I Will Chomp You!, a tale of deception, greed . . . and cake! In their funny read-aloud, Jory John and Bob Shea bring a fresh twist to a time-tested blueprint as their little monster threatens, reasons, and pleads with readers to go no further in the book because he will NOT share his beautiful, delicious cakes. Children will identify with the monster’s high valuation of his possessions, and (importantly) will laugh at the silly measures he takes to protect them. "A monster’s reign of terror begins even before the title page: “HEY. GO AWAY.” Turn to the title page and there the monster waits, blue-skinned and angry-eyed: “I WILL CHOMP YOU!” As the reader turns the pages, the monster’s direct-address threats increase: “If you turn any more pages…I WILL CHOMP YOU, BUSTER!” Another page turn and the monster is even angrier: “NOW QUIT IT!” Until finally, “HEY! I’m warning you! You’ve been officially WARNED! CHOMP!” Unfortunately for the monster, the reader is just too fast, and its chomp misses the mark. The monster proceeds to bite, yell, and barrel its way through the pages, repeatedly trying to halt-by-chomping the reader from reaching its secret hidden in the back pages of the book (psst, it’s cake). This book, written entirely as monster monologue, is all bright colors and sharp edges, creating a feeling of temper-tantrum immediacy that matches the silly-angry words. Shea’s illustrations are bold but not too busy, giving the impression of fast movement and strong emotions, and the striped shirt–wearing monster is lovable in an ankle-biting kind of way. The fast pace, funny faces, and silly secret make this a great read-aloud." — Siân Gaetano THE HORN BOOK
