Confessions of a Band Geek Mom - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook Confessions of a Band Geek Mom write by Stacy Dymalski. This book was released on 2011-04-01. Confessions of a Band Geek Mom available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Stand-up comic and writer/filmmaker Stacy Dymalski learned about parenting the hard way; she became one. After 36 years of childless living spoiled her into believing happy hour was just a normal part of one's daily commute, she moved to Utah (to ski everyday, of course) and within a year got pregnant. (Isn't that what happens to any woman who moves to Utah?) Before she knew it she had two young sons and suddenly sleep won out over midnight comedy shows. Juicy Juice replaced Gray Goose vodka (although they are good mixed). Prada bags gave way to diaper bags. Showers couldn't last longer than a "Bob the Builder" video. Vacations took a back seat to music lessons, and band instruments littered the house like empty beer bottles in a college dorm. And for the first 10 years of her sons' lives she felt compelled to clean up her language (sort of). In between carpools and doing crazy stuff like lobbying for sex education in schools (so our kids don't grow up thinking the missionary position involves a bicycle and a doorbell) Stacy has documented her parenting journey in this delightful collection of laugh-out-loud stories that her children are sure to contest once they're old enough to understand the art of irony and exaggeration.
This Little Piggy Went to the Liquor Store (Infused Edition)
This Little Piggy Went to the Liquor Store (Infused Edition) - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook This Little Piggy Went to the Liquor Store (Infused Edition) write by AK Turner. This book was released on 2018-10-23. This Little Piggy Went to the Liquor Store (Infused Edition) available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. The new "Infused" edition of the New York Times best seller! This Little Piggy Went to the Liquor Store chronicles what happens when a little girl who scorns the idea of marriage and children (in favor of becoming a stiletto-wearing, attache-carrying Secret Agent), majors in Russian, minors in Vodka, and then one day finds herself with child… and in-laws.
The Memoir Midwife: Nine Steps to Self-Publishing Your Book
The Memoir Midwife: Nine Steps to Self-Publishing Your Book - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook The Memoir Midwife: Nine Steps to Self-Publishing Your Book write by Stacy Dymalski. This book was released on 2014-11-11. The Memoir Midwife: Nine Steps to Self-Publishing Your Book available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. "The Memoir Midwife" teaches you the nine specific steps needed to self-publish your book. Think of this as the self-publishing version of "What to Expect When You're Expecting." It's meant to let you know what you're in for and provide you with the confidence you need to push forward with your self-publishing goals.
Confessions of a Naughty Mommy
Confessions of a Naughty Mommy - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook Confessions of a Naughty Mommy write by Heidi Raykeil. This book was released on 2010-01-08. Confessions of a Naughty Mommy available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Sex. After. Baby. These three words are whispered by mothers everywhere who find themselves stumped and shocked by the state of their sex lives. Naughty Mommy Heidi Raykeil has been down that road and chronicles her experiences in her online column Sex in the Suburbs. Raykeil knows firsthand that there are still plenty of things our mothers (and friends, and doctors) don’t tell us about motherhood, but that every mother should know. While the media continues to bombard us with images of sex everywhere we turn, the reality for married couples with children today is much different. Do-it-all-moms seem to be doing everything except IT. Raykeil is out to change that. Confessions of a Naughty Mommy is a funny, honest, and sexy account of Raykeil’s search for her missing libido—lost in action after she gave birth to her daughter. She takes readers along on her journey from mystified and frustrated new mom through the bumpy awkwardness of reigniting the home fires during naptime and date night to a newfound discovery and appreciation of sex after baby. With humor, grit, and style, she shares what has worked for her and her husband, as they balance their dual roles of parents and lovers.
True Confessions of a Real Mr. Mom
True Confessions of a Real Mr. Mom - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook True Confessions of a Real Mr. Mom write by Mark Wertman. This book was released on 2000. True Confessions of a Real Mr. Mom available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Just when you thought suburbia was a great place to raise your kids, along comes this surprisingly candid account of life in a neighborhood not unlike your own. Sit back, relax, and enjoy this humorous look at life in the suburbs as seen through the eyes of a stay-at-home dad. True Confessions of a Real Mr. Mom is a funny, heart-warming and honest account of one man's journey through family life and the wisdom he has gained. You'll love this delightful and often touching autobiographical tale of marriage, raising children, and coping with the trials and tribulations associated with being everyone's favorite confidant.
