Cruise Confidential - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook Cruise Confidential write by Brian David Bruns. This book was released on 2009-03-01. Cruise Confidential available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. In Cruise Confidential, Brian David Bruns spills the dirt — or in this case, the dirty water — on those romantic, fun-filled vacations at sea. His hilarious chronicle of the year he spent working for Carnival Cruise Lines takes readers down into the areas where the crew works and lives, leaving readers gasping with laughter as they’re assaulted nonstop with events that range from the absurd to the utterly bizarre. Stewards fighting over food. Cutlery allowances and other nonsensical rules. What the crew calls those onboard (no, it’s not “passengers”). And of course, the sex. An abundance of ready, willing, and able bodies eager for action on a vessel replete with nooks and crannies leads to love in some mighty strange, and seemingly impossible, places. Breezy, entertaining, and informative, Cruise Confidential is essential reading for those planning a cruise or for anyone who just needs a good laugh.
Ship for Brains
Ship for Brains - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook Ship for Brains write by Brian David Bruns. This book was released on 2017-08-12. Ship for Brains available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. In his bestselling debut tell-all Cruise Confidential, cruise ship insider Brian David Bruns revealed why he was the only American in Carnival Cruise Lines history to complete a full eight-month contract in their restaurants. Returning with his award-winning wit and delightfully candid narrative voice, Brian brings us the first and only expose of art auctioneering on the mighty liners, where the tenet of "what happens at sea, stays at sea" has always been observed - until now. Literary Awards FOREWORD AWARDS Humor Book of the Year: Finalist London Book Festival: Bronze Winner New York Book Festival: Finalist San Francisco Book Festival: Finalist ˃˃˃ Cruise Confidential, Book 2: Ship for Brains takes on cruise ship art auctioneers, a society brimming with odd personalities drawn to the stress and isolation that invariably lead to alcohol and a Hell-may-care attitude. Willingly giving up home and family in favor of high-paced, crushing sales goals demanded while port-hopping from nation to nation, art auctioneers are undermined by the lash of tyrannical ship officers, unforgiving gallery managers, hyena-like trainers, and a skeptical public. The burn-out rate is phenomenal""but when it works, you are king of the world. Brian's true-life struggle turns both harrowing and hilarious when goaded by the lecherous but mighty auctioneer Bill Shatner, and he must navigate sexy dancers and their all-to-intimate cliques, the slapstick schemes of his mentors, and the seduction of success, all while staying true to his girl and himself. We are transported from the Caribbean to the Pacific and Costa Rica to Transylvania as our likable guide vividly describes his many misadventures, triumphs, flirtations, and, above all, his amusing and astute insights into human nature. ˃˃˃ Midwest Book Review: With a grand dose of humor and a good dose of memoir, Ship for Brains is a fine pick, not to be missed. Scroll up and get your behind-the-scenes fun today.
Cruise Confidential
Cruise Confidential - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook Cruise Confidential write by Brian David Bruns. This book was released on 2010-09. Cruise Confidential available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. In Cruise Confidential, Brian David Bruns spills the dirt - or in this case, the dirty water - on those romantic, fun-filled vacations at sea. His hilarious chronicle of the year he spent working for Carnival Cruise Lines takes readers down into the areas where the crew works and lives, leaving readers gasping with laughter as they're assaulted nonstop with events that range from the absurd to the utterly bizarre. Stewards fighting over food. Cutlery allowances and other nonsensical rules. What the crew calls those onboard (no, it's not ''passengers''). And of course, the sex. An abundance of ready, willing, and able bodies eager for action on a vessel replete with nooks and crannies leads to love in some mighty strange, and seemingly impossible, places. Breezy, entertaining, and informative, Cruise Confidential is essential reading for those planning a cruise or for anyone who just needs a good laugh.
Berlitz Cruising and Cruise Ships 2020 (Travel Guide eBook)
Berlitz Cruising and Cruise Ships 2020 (Travel Guide eBook) - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook Berlitz Cruising and Cruise Ships 2020 (Travel Guide eBook) write by Berlitz. This book was released on 2019-09-01. Berlitz Cruising and Cruise Ships 2020 (Travel Guide eBook) available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. If you want a holiday that's hassle-free, virtually pre-paid, and that lets you see lots of places while only needing to pack and unpack once, then you should try a cruise. This best-selling book is the cruise industry bible: it gives you all the information you need to choose the right cruise for you. Meticulously updated every year by cruise expert Douglas Ward, it is divided into two main parts: the first helps you work out what you're looking for in a cruise holiday and how to find it; the lively text and colour photographs describe every aspect of life on board, including safety, the highs and lows of the cruise experience and how to save money. The second part contains unbiased reviews and fascinating detail of almost 300 ocean-going cruise vessels, and grades them on service, food, entertainment and facilities, using an internationally recognised ratings system.
Unsinkable Mister Brown
Unsinkable Mister Brown - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook Unsinkable Mister Brown write by Brian David Bruns. This book was released on 2017-08-11. Unsinkable Mister Brown available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. The most critically acclaimed cruise book of all time! The full, uncompromising and surprising story of Bianca is revealed. A surprise, whirlwind romance in Romania leads Brian to chase the woman who turned his world upside down. He becomes a cruise ship waiter, an arduous existence that Bianca has born for years. The grueling hours leave them little time together, and he quickly learns that she becomes a different person at sea. With a candid, no-muss style, Bruns shows just how smitten he and Bianca are with one another, though they're not without their jokes and stubborn streaks. Beneath the playful jabs and willful tempers is a force of gravity that binds them, even when the waves get rough. But the longer he remains on the ships, the more he begins to wonder if any couple can transcend the strains of a water-logged existence. International Literary Award-Winning TRUE Romance: ForeWord Awards, HUMOR BOOK OF THE YEAR, finalist ForeWord Awards, TRAVEL/ESSAY BOOK OF THE YEAR, finalist Paris Book Festival: Silver Medal Winner London Book Festival: Bronze Medal Winner Hollywood Book Festival: Bronze Medal Winner ˃˃˃ "Bruns doesn't hold back"�" Thomas Cook Magazine (UK) ˃˃˃ Praise for Bruns' Cruise Confidential series: Praise for Bruns' Cruise Confidential series: "I found it absolutely hilarious!" - Today Show "Cruise Confidential is a deliciously addictive read..." - Travel Channel "This man has seen it all!" - ABC's 20/20 "I couldn't put it down." - Chicago Sun-Times "This is a very funny, behind-the-scenes exploration of a cruise ship." - Booklist Scroll up and grab a copy today.
