Did Somebody Step on a Duck? - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook Did Somebody Step on a Duck? write by Jim Dawson. This book was released on 2010-05-04. Did Somebody Step on a Duck? available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. This impolite, aromatic, and incredibly erudite flatulence compendium will astound you with: • The recent discovery of the world’s oldest joke, a proverb from the Old Babylonian period, that turned out to be—that’s right, folks—a fart joke. • A new reading of Emily Dickinson’s poetry that “reveals” the true meaning behind “They Have a Little Odor.” • A harrowing account of Apollo astronauts getting inner-space gas from hydrogen bubbles in their drinking water on their way to the moon. • The other Tiger Woods scandal—this one involving a mysterious cheek-squeak recorded while Tiger sized up an approach shot at the 2009 Buick Open. • A scientist who built the world’s biggest whoopee cushion and lived to tell about it . . . . . . and many more wacky but true tales from the fart historian who brought you the best-selling Who Cut the Cheese? and its combustible sequel, Blame It on the Dog. In this incomparable collection you’ll experience firsthand the Jungian implications of farting, the environmental import of “flatulence cards” in the carbon-offset market, and the brutally honest social commentary of a man whose office chair broadcasts his farts on Twitter. After reading this book you’ll proudly proclaim, “I fart, therefore I am.”
"I fart in your general direction!"
"I fart in your general direction!" - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook "I fart in your general direction!" write by Don H. Corrigan. This book was released on 2023-07-26. "I fart in your general direction!" available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. This exhaustive work on flatulence breaks new wind on every aspect of abdominal gas in popular culture. A definitive taxonomy of farts details the characteristics of each variety, including barking spiders, cheek squeakers and green apple dirties. Philosophical positions on colonic expression are examined, from Confucius, Hume, Voltaire and the existentialists. Chapters cover a wide range of fart-focused stand-up comedy, cinema, children's books, toys and merchandise. The author's postscript describes a lifetime preparing for his subject through fraternity membership and offbeat assignments as a newspaper journalist.
A Chanukah Tale
A Chanukah Tale - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook A Chanukah Tale write by Phyllis Kathryn Barson. This book was released on 2016-07-29. A Chanukah Tale available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. THE BOOK WEAVES A SEMIBIOGRAPHICAL TALE OF A SEVEN YEAR OLD, JEWISH BOY,MATTHEW SOLOMON, AND THE HOLIDAY SEASON AND CHANUKAH. MATTHEW'S OLDER BROTHER'S URGENT HEART SURGERY COMPLICATES HIS CELEBRATION OF CHANUKAH. AND THE EIGHT GLORIUS GIFTS. IT TAKES A WISE AND LOVING GRANDFATHER TO TEACH HIM THE TRUE MEANING OF CHANUKAH.
Red Green's Beginner's Guide to Women
Red Green's Beginner's Guide to Women - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook Red Green's Beginner's Guide to Women write by Red Green. This book was released on 2013-09-17. Red Green's Beginner's Guide to Women available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Red Green is celebrated as one of the handiest men in North America. But as well as being a purveyor of inventive practical advice on, for example, making a jetpack from two propane tanks, a hybrid car from recycled golf carts and satellite dishes, and a kiddie ride from a bar stool attached to the agitator of a washing machine, Red Green is also noted for his insights into that most difficult of assembly jobs, human relationships. His previous bestselling tome, How to Do Everything, showed Red dipping his toe into the self-help genre with such items as "How to make dinner more romantic" and "The easy way to raise children." Now Red Green -- a veteran husband (of Bernice), father, soul-searcher, philosopher and observer -- has devoted an entire book to sharing with other battle-weary and confused males all he has learned about the differences between the sexes. Set out in approximately chronological order, from teen dating to the last words of men ("You know, honey, in the last couple of years, you've really packed on the beef"), this is the testosterone owner's manual to every aspect of finding a mate and then learning to deal with her growing disappointment in you. The man who has already shared such morsels as "If you can't be handsome, be handy" and "Quando omni flunkus moritati" ("When all else fails, play dead") here presents a PhD in life-lessons about the most vexing problem facing mankind today, or any day: women.
The Diary of Amos Lee (I'm Twelve, I'm Tough, I Tweet!)
The Diary of Amos Lee (I'm Twelve, I'm Tough, I Tweet!) - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook The Diary of Amos Lee (I'm Twelve, I'm Tough, I Tweet!) write by Adeline Foo. This book was released on 2010. The Diary of Amos Lee (I'm Twelve, I'm Tough, I Tweet!) available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. It’s my last year in primary school and I’m taking part in my school’s first Tween Idol contest! I got myself a Twitter Account to gain supporters. I’m furious that my arch enemy, Michael, is doing the same. Oh man, he’s everywhere—Facebook, IM, YouTube, you name it. But what he doesn’t realise is how popular I am. My secret weapon? My sister WPI (Whiny, Pesky and Irritating) and her two-girl band. She’s so popular these days it’s good to be her big brother. I’m kind of sad that my best friend, Alvin, is also running against me in the contest, but hey, may the best man win. Psst…I’ve got a few tricks up my sleeve.
