Dumbness Is a Dish Best Served Cold - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook Dumbness Is a Dish Best Served Cold write by Jim Benton. This book was released on 2016-06-28. Dumbness Is a Dish Best Served Cold available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Return to Mackerel Middle School with a special full-color extra-dumb diary from the New York Times–bestselling author! Life at Mackerel Middle School is as dumb as ever—but Jamie Kelly may have finally found the key to fame, fortune, and fabulousness. Together with Isabella and Angeline, she’s come up with a moneymaking idea, and it has to do with food. Everyone likes food! They’re going to be rich! The only problem? They have to come up with something that people actually want to eat. Jamie has some sophisticated thoughts on food, like, “She was manipulating us like dough. Like the sweet, delicious dough that we are. And she was baking us into the type of delicious cookies you can only get from dough like us. And she was putting sprinkles of us on top of us, and—forget it. I’m hungry. I want some cookies.” This is sure to go well. Praise for Jim Benton’s books “An amusing antic sensibility.” —Publishers Weekly “Preteens will be onboard immediately.” —Kirkus Reviews
Dumbness is a Dish Best Served Cold
Dumbness is a Dish Best Served Cold - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook Dumbness is a Dish Best Served Cold write by Jamie Kelly. This book was released on 2016. Dumbness is a Dish Best Served Cold available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Jamie and her friends Angeline and Isabella are studying "personal finance" in school, so they decide to put their heads together and come up with a way to earn serious money by creating some kind of food--the only trouble is none of them know anything about cooking.
Dumbness Is a Dish Best Served Cold
Dumbness Is a Dish Best Served Cold - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook Dumbness Is a Dish Best Served Cold write by . This book was released on 2016. Dumbness Is a Dish Best Served Cold available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle.
What I Don't Know Might Hurt Me (Dear Dumb Diary Year Two #4)
What I Don't Know Might Hurt Me (Dear Dumb Diary Year Two #4) - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook What I Don't Know Might Hurt Me (Dear Dumb Diary Year Two #4) write by Jim Benton. This book was released on 2013-06-25. What I Don't Know Might Hurt Me (Dear Dumb Diary Year Two #4) available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Bestselling author Jim Benton is back, continuing a new spin on a favorite series! Dear Dumb Diary, Just when I was pretty sure we could let the Student Awareness Committee quietly die a dignified death like some majestic old elephant or the Square Dancing Club, Angeline has to be aware of something. Great.And, of course, it couldn't be something interesting like nail polish or why maybe there should be a special class in nail polish and how to get it out of your beagle's ear. (Mom, if you're reading this, I'm not admitting anything. Somebody else could have painted a heart in his ear.)Angeline just had to be aware of one of those THINGS THAT ADULTS LIKE.
Never Do Anything, Ever (Dear Dumb Diary #4)
Never Do Anything, Ever (Dear Dumb Diary #4) - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook Never Do Anything, Ever (Dear Dumb Diary #4) write by Jim Benton. This book was released on 2013-08-27. Never Do Anything, Ever (Dear Dumb Diary #4) available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Read the hilarious, candid (and sometimes not-so-nice), diaries of Jamie Kelly, who promises that everything in her diary is true...or at least as true as it needs to be.Her best friend's a backstabber. Her worst enemy is a sweetheart. And her dog is just waiting for the right moment to seek his revenge. Why should Jamie even bother going to school? Why not? After a run-in with Mega-Popular Angeline, aka Pure Evil, Jamie reforms her selfish ways & becomes the decent human being she never thought she could be. But she quickly realizes that helping others kind of stinks. Is someone trying to thwart her attempts at irresistible inner beauty? Or will Jamie finally achieve the "I'm an angel" glow she knows will make Hudson Rivers fall madly in love w/ her?
