Almost Everybody Farts - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook Almost Everybody Farts write by Marty Kelley. This book was released on 2020-02-28. Almost Everybody Farts available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Grandmas fart. Teachers fart. Terrifying creatures fart. But . . . is there someone who DOESN’T fart? With sly humor, this fun picture book looks at a subject that’s sure to make children laugh: farting. With silent farts, farts like horns, and rainbow farts from unicorns, Almost Everybody Farts comically captures the gassy scene. And only one person insists she’s fart-free: MOM! But is she? Kids will insist on reading this rhyming story again and again. “A playful, punchy paean to the pervasive poot.” —Kirkus Reviews (Starred review)
Everybody Farts!
Everybody Farts! - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook Everybody Farts! write by Lynda White. This book was released on 2009-09. Everybody Farts! available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. A true life account of flatulence written in rhyme.
No One Likes a Fart
No One Likes a Fart - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook No One Likes a Fart write by Zoe Foster Blake. This book was released on 2020-01-14. No One Likes a Fart available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Fart is desperate to make friends and have fun. But no one likes a fart -- not even a fart with a heart. With plenty of laughs and even more heart, this delightful picture book shows that even the smelliest among us can find a friend in this world. It's hard out there for a fart. Too smelly. Too embarassing. Too gross. Striking the perfect balance of gross-out humor, wit, and heart, this beautifully illustrated picture book delivers a message of accepting yourself and finding a friend who loves you just the way you are.
The Gas We Pass
The Gas We Pass - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook The Gas We Pass write by Shinta Chō. This book was released on 2001. The Gas We Pass available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Helping young children know how their bodies function and how and why gas is produced and eliminated, this book is presented with humor that's appealing to children and adults alike. (Baby/Preschool)
Someone Farted
Someone Farted - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook Someone Farted write by Bruce Eric Kaplan. This book was released on 2018-04-17. Someone Farted available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Two words throw a family’s car trip into utter (and smelly) chaos in this hilarious story of denial from Bruce Eric Kaplan. The Krupkes are having a nice, peaceful Saturday morning drive to the grocery store when: it happens. Someone. Farts. The car is thrown into chaos. Sister turns against brother. Mom almost faints. Dad almost gets into an accident. The smell is so bad it’s criminal—so criminal they all end up in jail! And still no one will take responsibility for the odious odor. Will the Krupkes make it through this ordeal in one piece, or will they fracture from the unending accusations of “whoever smelt it dealt it?”
