Extra Nutty! Even More Letters from a Nut! - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook Extra Nutty! Even More Letters from a Nut! write by Ted Nancy. This book was released on 2000-06-14. Extra Nutty! Even More Letters from a Nut! available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Welcome to the world of Ted L. Nancy. Some have called him inspired, some have called him a goofball, and many have wondered who Ted really is. All we know is that Ted loves to write and it shows-Extra Nutty! is chock full of nut, a record of real live correspondence from America's favorite pen pal to a cross-section of this great nation. Extra Nutty! is bursting with all new letters showing Ted at his looniest. Take, for example, this: Dear Business Permits Dept.: I want to apply for a business permit in your fine city...I operate the Soup & Sleep Restaurants. You can either order soup or sleep. A hostess will greet you and you would say, "I'd like to sleep." She will lead you to a table where you can catch a few winks. Or this: Dear Helena Ocean & Dog Licensing Dept: I will stage the play "Mark Twain with Tourette's Syndrome.". . . Let me know what arrangements I need to make to store my anchovie tank at your seaport. Thank you. I await large crowds. Or even this: Dear Kmart: I have invented a male underpants liner...This liner fits right in your shorts and can be thrown away after 15 weeks. I have been wearing the same pair of underwear for 105 days now and although they feel a little stretchy they are perfectly clean. Ted's unique way of looking at the world-and how the world responds to Ted's schemes--is captured here in this extra nutty, hugely hilarious collection.
More Letters from a Nut
More Letters from a Nut - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook More Letters from a Nut write by Ted L. Nancy. This book was released on 2013-07-31. More Letters from a Nut available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Seinfeld. For more than 33 million viewers, the Emmy Award-winning television show has become a Thursday night ritual. Now, even though the show has ended, Jerry Seinfeld's distinct brand of humor can still be yours. Ted L. Nancy's first book, Letters from a Nut, with an introduction by Jerry Seinfeld, now has more than 225,000 copies in print. In More Letters From a Nut, master-prankster Nancy shares even more sidesplittingly funny letters he has written and the unbelievable true responses he has received.
Letters from a Nut
Letters from a Nut - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook Letters from a Nut write by Ted L. Nancy. This book was released on 2020-10-13. Letters from a Nut available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Who is Ted L. Nancy? He's a superstitious Vegas high-roller who wants to gamble at a casino in his lucky shrimp outfit... He's the genius inventor of "Six Day Underwear"... He's a stage actor who only travels while dressed as a stick of butter... He is, in reality, a twisted prankster—a supremely off-kilter alter ego who sends patently ridiculous letters to corporate honchos, entertainment conglomerates, national publications, politicians, celebrities and heads of state. His innocent requests, queries, complaints, demands, and suggestions are so absurd it is amazing they fool anyone—but often the deadpan responses he receives are even more hilarious: "Dear Mr. Nancy, It is not often that we receive such enthusiastic support for the paper bag." —The Paper Bag Council "On behalf of Greyhound, there should be no problem traveling while in your butter costume." —Greyhound Bus Lines "I look forward to working with you to create a better future for this great nation." —Vice President Al Gore Letters From A Nut is an insanely inspired, truly madcap collection of Nancy correspondence, a wet-yourself-in-a-public place funny aggregation of official—and officially certifiable—requests, complaints, fan mail and questions that could not possibly have been taken seriously...but, amazingly, were.
Hello Junk Mail!
Hello Junk Mail! - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook Hello Junk Mail! write by Ted L. Nancy. This book was released on 2008. Hello Junk Mail! available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Humour.
All New Letters from a Nut
All New Letters from a Nut - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook All New Letters from a Nut write by Ted L. Nancy. This book was released on 2010. All New Letters from a Nut available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. The best-selling author of Letters from a Nut presents a latest collection of whimsical correspondence between the author and the unwary establishments, organizations and government offices that attempted to respond to such requests as a hotel room for 300 hamsters and a 59-foot piece of bologna.
