Father Christmas's Fake Beard - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook Father Christmas's Fake Beard write by Terry Pratchett. This book was released on 2017-10-05. Father Christmas's Fake Beard available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. A collection of wonderful Christmas stories from the fantastically funny Terry Pratchett. With incredible illustrations from Mark Beech, it's the perfect stocking filler! Have you ever wanted Christmas to be different? Turkey and carols, presents and crackers - they all start to feel a bit . . . samey. How about a huge exploding mince pie, a pet abominable snowman, or a very helpful partridge in a pear tree? What if Father Christmas went to work at a zoo, or caused chaos in a toy store or, was even, arrested for burglary!? Dive into the fantastically funny world of Terry Pratchett, for a festive treat like no other. These ten stories will have you laughing, gasping and crying (with laughter) - you'll never see Christmas in the same way again. 'Funny, action-packed . . . a rip-roaring read' The Sun
The Time-travelling Caveman
The Time-travelling Caveman - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook The Time-travelling Caveman write by Terry Pratchett. This book was released on 2020-09-03. The Time-travelling Caveman available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. *The final collection of short stories from the incredible Sir Terry Pratchett!* Imagination is an amazing thing. It can take you to the top of the highest mountain, or down to the bottom of the deepest depths of the sea. This where it took Doggins on his Awfully Big Adventure: a quest full of magic and flying machines. (And the world's best joke - trust me, it's hilarious.) It took three young inventors to the moon (where they may or may not have left a bottle of lemonade) and a caveman on a trip to the dentist. You can join them on these adventures, and many more, in this incredible collection of stories . . . From the greatest imagination there ever was. Written for local newspapers when Terry Pratchett was a young lad, these never previously published stories are packed full of anarchic humour and wonderful wit. A must-have for Terry fans . . . and young readers looking for a fix of magic.
Jingle Bell Beard
Jingle Bell Beard - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook Jingle Bell Beard write by Julie Kriss. This book was released on 2021-10-30. Jingle Bell Beard available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. My to do list: Revive my crashed PR career. Turn around the Kringle family business by Christmas. Convince my ex-boyfriend, NHL legend Matt "the Mountain" Kringle, to help me, even though I broke his heart when we were seventeen. Easy, right? Matt is huge, he's hot, and he's the grumpiest player in the league. I'll have to brave his bad attitude and his sexy beard if I want him to help bail out the family business and put my career back on track. I'll also have to try to forget - again - what an amazing kisser he is. None of it is going to be easy. Not when Matt's arrival in town leads to the Airport Incident and the Candy Cane Scandal - talk about embarrassing. But as Matt and I navigate disaster after disaster together, I'll have to get over the fact that I never got over him. And that love with Matt is a game I just might want to play.
Dragons at Crumbling Castle
Dragons at Crumbling Castle - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook Dragons at Crumbling Castle write by Terry Pratchett. This book was released on 2015-02-03. Dragons at Crumbling Castle available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. New York Times best-selling author Terry Pratchett's irreverent and irresistible tales for children in a lavishly designed and extensively illustrated volume.
Beard in a Box
Beard in a Box - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook Beard in a Box write by Bill Cotter. This book was released on 2016-04-19. Beard in a Box available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. This hilarious father-son romp is perfect for fans of Don’t Push the Button! and Mustache Baby! A young boy longs for a beard like Dad’s, and when he discovers a hair-growth product called Beard in a Box, he must have it! He rips open the package, plants the beard seeds, and waits . . . And waits . . . And waits. Hilarious art and a feel-good ending make this the perfect Father’s Day gift for bearded and clean-shaven readers alike! "From the boy's imaginings of what his beard will look like (and each beard's accompanying attribute) to the hysterical vignettes showing him waiting for the mail, exercising his face, and expressing his frustration, the facial expressions are spot-on. Yes, dads are awesome, and if you hang out with them, they'll teach you to be awesome too." —Kirkus, starred review
