Garden Gnomes Have Issues - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook Garden Gnomes Have Issues write by Greg Stones. This book was released on 2016-03-15. Garden Gnomes Have Issues available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Garden gnomes may be small, but their problems are often very big. They have issues with snowmen, magnets, bubblegum, and mimes. They really enjoy romance, skinny-dipping, and paper airplanes, but they have major issues with watermelons, mousetraps, trampolines, and teddy bears—and through it all they especially love one special thing. Artist Greg Stones turns his popular, playful illustration style to the tiny troubles of these beloved characters, presenting their inner lives with a warm and witty sense of the absurd.
How to Survive a Garden Gnome Attack
How to Survive a Garden Gnome Attack - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook How to Survive a Garden Gnome Attack write by Chuck Sambuchino. This book was released on 2014-06-05. How to Survive a Garden Gnome Attack available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. There’s a new threat in town – and it’s only twelve inches tall. How to Survive a Garden Gnome Attack is the only comprehensive survival guide that will help you prevent, prepare for, and ward off an imminent home invasion by the common garden gnome. Once thought of as harmless garden decorations, evidence is mounting that these smiling lawn statues are poised and ready to wreck havoc. The danger is real. And it’s here. Class 1 gnome-slayer and gnome defence expert Chuck Sambuchino has developed a proven system – Assess, Protect, Defend, Apply – for safeguarding property, possessions, and loved ones. Strategies include step-by-step instructions for gnome-proofing the average dwelling, recognising and interpreting the signs of a gathering horde and – in the event that a secured perimeter is breached – confronting and combating the attackers at close range.
Penguins Hate Stuff
Penguins Hate Stuff - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook Penguins Hate Stuff write by Greg Stones. This book was released on 2013-07-16. Penguins Hate Stuff available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. From the adorable to the absurd, these playful paintings are a penguin lover’s delight. Penguins hate zombies. They also hate serpents, bad haircuts, sock monkeys, leprechauns, Halloween, oil rigs, vampire penguins, and mermaids. They really hate clowns, but they really like capes, balloons, and free vacations. This quirky collection reveals the discriminating tastes of these adorable flightless Antarctic birds who encounter odd foes (snow sharks, beavers, cowboys, samurai . . .), but still manage to enjoy the little things in life. With wit, humor, and the occasional alien invasion, Greg Stones’s paintings capture the playfully absurd life of penguins. Praise for Greg Stones “Stones’s panels have a cool way of collectively turning a grin into a chuckle (and perhaps, dare it be said, into a hearty guffaw).” —Publishers Weekly
Zombies Hate Stuff
Zombies Hate Stuff - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook Zombies Hate Stuff write by Greg Stones. This book was released on 2014-06-24. Zombies Hate Stuff available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Zombies hate clowns. They also hate hippies, not to mention zip lines, penguins, moon penguins, nudists, weddings, sharing, and kittens. They really hate unicorns, strangely don't mind Canadians, and love YOU. Each of Greg Stones's ghoulishly colorful paintings reveal funny and unexpected scenes of zombie disgruntlement, cataloging the stuff that really riles up the walking dead (astronauts, rain, bagpipes, re-gifting, and more) with wit, humor, and, of course, brains. Zombies Hate Stuff offers an unexpected and irresistible perspective on the zombie apocalypse and the pop culture phenomenon that will not die.
Sock Monkeys Have Issues
Sock Monkeys Have Issues - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook Sock Monkeys Have Issues write by Greg Stones. This book was released on 2015-03-10. Sock Monkeys Have Issues available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Sock Monkeys have issues with moths. They also have trouble with pterodactyls, home improvement projects, kittens (who tend to unravel them), and paparazzi. They really like bananas, jet packs, sock puppies, and romance, but have MAJOR issues with clowns, embarrassing relatives (King Kong), and gym socks. Through it all, they really adore one thing. Author of the breakout hit Zombies Hate Stuff, Greg Stones turns his popular, playfully absurd illustration style and subversive humor to the lovable but issue-fraught world of sock monkeys, detailing their inner lives and misadventures with a playful wit that will appeal to cheeky monkeys of all ages.
