Gil's All Fright Diner - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook Gil's All Fright Diner write by A. Lee Martinez. This book was released on 2006-06-27. Gil's All Fright Diner available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Bloodier than Fried Green Tomatoes! Funnier than The Texas Chainsaw Massacre! Welcome to Gil's All Night Diner, where zombie attacks are a regular occurrence and you never know what might be lurking in the freezer . . . Duke and Earl are just passing through Rockwood county in their pick-up truck when they stop at the Diner for a quick bite to eat. They aren't planning to stick around-until Loretta, the eatery's owner, offers them $100 to take care of her zombie problem. Given that Duke is a werewolf and Earl's a vampire, this looks right up their alley. But the shambling dead are just the tip of a particularly spiky iceberg. Seems someone's out to drive Loretta from the Diner, and more than willing to raise a little Hell on Earth if that's what it takes. Before Duke and Earl get to the bottom of the Diner's troubles, they'll run into such otherworldly complications as undead cattle, an amorous ghost, a jailbait sorceress, and the terrifying occult power of pig-latin. And maybe--just maybe--the End of the World, too. Gory, sexy, and flat-out hilarious, Gil's All Fright Diner will tickle your funnybone--before ripping it out of its socket! At the Publisher's request, this title is being sold without Digital Rights Management Software (DRM) applied.
Gil's All Fright Diner
Gil's All Fright Diner - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook Gil's All Fright Diner write by A. Lee Martinez. This book was released on 2005-05. Gil's All Fright Diner available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Earl and Duke help Loretta with her on-going zombie problem.
Too Many Curses
Too Many Curses - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook Too Many Curses write by A. Lee Martinez. This book was released on 2013-08-27. Too Many Curses available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Serving a wizard who has transformed innumerable victims into monsters and other cursed forms and then imprisoned them in his castle, housekeeper Nessy faces a disastrous uprising when the wizard suddenly dies.
The Automatic Detective
The Automatic Detective - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook The Automatic Detective write by A. Lee Martinez. This book was released on 2008-02-05. The Automatic Detective available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. From the award-winning author of Gil's All Fright Diner comes a fantastic sci-fi mystery read The Automatic Detective Even in Empire City, a town where weird science is the hope for tomorrow, it's hard for a robot to make his way. It's even harder for a robot named Mack Megaton, a hulking machine designed to bring mankind to its knees. But Mack's not interested in world domination. He's just a bot trying to get by, trying to demonstrate that he isn't just an automated smashing machine, and to earn his citizenship in the process. It should be as easy as crushing a tank for Mack, but some bots just can't catch a break. When Mack's neighbors are kidnapped, Mack sets off on a journey through the dark alleys and gleaming skyscrapers of Empire City. Along the way, he runs afoul of a talking gorilla, a brainy dame, a mutant lowlife, a little green mob boss, and the secret conspiracy at the heart of Empire's founders---not to mention more trouble than he bargained for. What started out as one missing family becomes a battle for the future of Empire and every citizen that calls her home. At the Publisher's request, this title is being sold without Digital Rights Management Software (DRM) applied.
In the Company of Ogres
In the Company of Ogres - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook In the Company of Ogres write by A. Lee Martinez. This book was released on 2007-04-03. In the Company of Ogres available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. The author of "Gil's All Fright Diner" turns fantasy into farce. As Ogre Company's newly appointed commander, immortal "Never Dead" Ned has only six months to whip these soldiers into shape or face an even more hideous assignment.
