Harry Plotter and The Chamber of Serpents, A Potter Secret Parody - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook Harry Plotter and The Chamber of Serpents, A Potter Secret Parody write by MJ Ware. This book was released on 2015-05-11. Harry Plotter and The Chamber of Serpents, A Potter Secret Parody available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Austen comes to England knowing as an American he'll stick out at his new school. But when an errant owl lands him at Hogwarts he's in for more than he expected. If it’s not hard enough being the only American at Hogwarts, Austen’s sorted into the most despised of all the houses. Then bumbling around the dungeon while trying to find his common room, he unwittingly helps the monster from the Chamber of Serpents. Will he discover the secret of the Chamber before he becomes another victim of He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named?
Super Zombie Juice Mega Bomb
Super Zombie Juice Mega Bomb - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook Super Zombie Juice Mega Bomb write by MJ Ware. This book was released on 2011-09-18. Super Zombie Juice Mega Bomb available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. When life gives you lemons, kill zombies - turns out lemon juice neutralizes the undead. After a failed attempt at running away, best friends Nathan and Misty return home expecting to face angry parents. Instead, they discover the military has destroyed the bridges out of their rural town and everyone's fled-except a small horde of the living dead. The stress of flesh-eating zombies may be more than their already strained relationship can handle. Even with the help of the town geek and lemonade-powered Super-Soakers, there's not enough time to squeeze their way out of this sticky mess. Unless the trio eradicates the zombie infestation, while avoiding the deadly zombie snot, the military will blow the town, and them, to pulp. Their only shot is something with a lot more punch. Something like the Super Zombie Juice Mega Bomb. But even if their friendship survives, there's another problem: Someone has to lure the undead into the trap.
The Potions Master's Nephew
The Potions Master's Nephew - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook The Potions Master's Nephew write by SeverelySnaped. This book was released on 2014-10-28. The Potions Master's Nephew available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. When a potion goes horribly wrong, Professor Snape is transformed and seemingly trapped in his fifteen-year-old body. Much to his disgust he finds himself enrolled into Harry Potter's fifth year, forced to hide his true identity. Girls, drama and teenage angst do not bode well with Severus. EDIT: This book is free, but google still insists on asking for payment details so it can charge you zero dollars. I can't fix this, sorry. But here's a link to the story available online anyways: http://www.the-potions-masters-nephew.com/Chapters.htm
Harry Putter and the Chamber of Cheesecakes
Harry Putter and the Chamber of Cheesecakes - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook Harry Putter and the Chamber of Cheesecakes write by Timothy O'Donnell. This book was released on 2007-05. Harry Putter and the Chamber of Cheesecakes available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. "The Chamber of Cheesecakes has been opened. Dieter's Beware!" reads the sinister warning in this hysterical parody of J.K. Rowling's "Harry Potter" series. In this farce all of your favorite Harry Potter characters, places, and past events have been twisted around with devilish wit. You'll follow the adventures of Harry Putter, Ron Cheesley, and Hermione Stranger in their sixth year at school, seventh if you count preschool. While some of the encounters are spoofs reminiscent of the original tales, others are new, keeping the storyline fresh and unpredictable. If you like the original Harry Potter series, you'll love this crazy parody.
Buyology
Buyology - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook Buyology write by Martin Lindstrom. This book was released on 2010-02-02. Buyology available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • “A fascinating look at how consumers perceive logos, ads, commercials, brands, and products.”—Time How much do we know about why we buy? What truly influences our decisions in today’s message-cluttered world? In Buyology, Martin Lindstrom presents the astonishing findings from his groundbreaking three-year, seven-million-dollar neuromarketing study—a cutting-edge experiment that peered inside the brains of 2,000 volunteers from all around the world as they encountered various ads, logos, commercials, brands, and products. His startling results shatter much of what we have long believed about what captures our interest—and drives us to buy. Among the questions he explores: • Does sex actually sell? • Does subliminal advertising still surround us? • Can “cool” brands trigger our mating instincts? • Can our other senses—smell, touch, and sound—be aroused when we see a product? Buyology is a fascinating and shocking journey into the mind of today's consumer that will captivate anyone who's been seduced—or turned off—by marketers' relentless attempts to win our loyalty, our money, and our minds.
