How Santa Lost His Jollies - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook How Santa Lost His Jollies write by Deborah Reis. This book was released on 2011-05-05. How Santa Lost His Jollies available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Brimming with laugh-out-loud Santa stories, How Santa Lost His Jollies is a humorous take on Santa "events" from around the globe, from Santa gropers, to flying Santas (Elvis impersonators), to patented Santa traps, and of course, the usual kids (naughty) with their Santa-defying tricks. Drawn from genuine, and documented, news articles, How Santa Lost His Jollies reveals the trial and tribulations- even dangerous situations -endured by today's Santa. Well, not the real Santa, but those jolly old elves who work the trade for dollars. Admittedly, it was one dark and dismal Christmas Eve when in a desperate attempt to ignite my own holiday spirit, I resorted to dredging up Santa-in-the-news events off the internet. It wasn't long before I found myself laughing out loud. Therein lies the beginning of How Santa Lost His Jollies -- as well as the crummy feeling one gets upon discovering that the guy who delivered your first bicycle is right now busy getting his nose bloodied and a couple of eyes seriously discolored in a back alley, one quite possibly located near you. Santa stories, like all holiday stories, are meant to be shared. Accordingly, each Santa news event has been reconfigured to include a short multiple-choice quiz designed to keep both grinches and guests engaged and amused. You already know the scene: Christmas day; cooks in the kitchen; kids squabbling over noisy, blinking toys; teenagers tying up the TV with noisier, electronic games; guys swapping fish stories; and the self-appointed in-law joke-teller laughing at his own dirty jokes. Time to open How Santa Lost His Jollies, assign the family grinch to read the stories out loud and let the cooks, kids, and by now slightly inebriated men-folk guess the punch lines. Only right answers count.
When Santa Lost His Ho! Ho! Ho!
When Santa Lost His Ho! Ho! Ho! - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook When Santa Lost His Ho! Ho! Ho! write by Laura Rader. This book was released on 2008-10-07. When Santa Lost His Ho! Ho! Ho! available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. It's almost Christmas, and everyone—from Mrs. Claus right down to the littlest elf—is getting ready for the big day. But there's something wrong at the North Pole. It's just a bit too . . . quiet. Oh no! Santa has lost his laugh! Where could it be? And how can there be Christmas without Santa's Ho! Ho! Ho! From the author of Santa's New Suit and Who'll Pull Santa's Sleigh Tonight? comes a holiday romp that's sure to make readers giggle with glee.
The Jolly Christmas Postman
The Jolly Christmas Postman - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook The Jolly Christmas Postman write by Janet Ahlberg. This book was released on 2014-10-02. The Jolly Christmas Postman available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. It's Christmas Eve and the JOLLY POSTMAN is delivering greetings to various fairy-tale characters - there's a card for Baby Bear, a game appropriately called 'Beware' for Red Riding Hood from Mr Wolf, a get-well jigsaw for hospitalised Humpty Dumpty and three more surprise envelopes containing letters, cards, etc. Everyone's favourite postman keeps on peddling his bicycle up hill and down dale . . . and into everybody's hearts.
How Santa Lost His Job
How Santa Lost His Job - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook How Santa Lost His Job write by Stephen Krensky. This book was released on 2004-09. How Santa Lost His Job available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Frustrated by Santa's slowness at Christmastime, the elf Muckle creates a mechanical replacement called the Deliverator, and proposes a series of contests to prove that it can do Santa's job better than he can.
Jolly Santa
Jolly Santa - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook Jolly Santa write by IglooBooks. This book was released on 2021-10-05. Jolly Santa available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. It's Christmas Eve, but Santa has lost his list! Can you help him find it? Join the search in this festive, interactive finger puppet book.
