If You Give a Mouse an iPhone - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook If You Give a Mouse an iPhone write by Ann Droyd. This book was released on 2014-10-21. If You Give a Mouse an iPhone available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. The perfect gift for parents everywhere, from the New York Times bestselling author of Goodnight iPad. The parody of If You Give a Mouse a Cookie that every parent will relate to. If you give in to temptation and give a bored little mouse your iPhone, even for ten minutes, he’s probably going to beam to some faraway place beyond time, space, and the sound of your pleading voice. And if he’s that far gone, he won’t have any idea what’s going on around him, and he might end up missing out on all the real fun. From the New York Times-bestselling author of Goodnight iPad comes a delightful new commentary on the perils of our tech-obsessed lives and a fully charged romp for readers of all ages.
Goodnight iPad
Goodnight iPad - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook Goodnight iPad write by Ann Droyd. This book was released on 2011-10-27. Goodnight iPad available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. A parody of the children's classic and a hilarious gift for anyone that finds modern life funny and absurd. In a bright buzzing room, in the glow of the moon-and iPhones and Androids and Blackberries too-it is time to say goodnight... Modern life is abuzz. There are huge LCD WiFi HD TVs and Facebook requests and thumbs tapping texts and new viral clips of cats doing flips. Wouldn't it be nice to say goodnight to all that? Like the rest of us who cannot resist just a few more scrolls and clicks, you may find yourself ready for bed while still clinging to your electronics long after dark. This book, which is made of paper, is a reminder for the child in all of us to power down at the end of the day. This hilarious parody not only pokes loving fun at the bygone quiet of the original classic, but also at our modern plugged-in lives. It will make you laugh, and it will also help you put yourself and your machines to sleep. Don't worry, though. Your gadgets will be waiting for you, fully charged, in the morning.
If You Give a Mouse a Cookie 25th Anniversary Edition
If You Give a Mouse a Cookie 25th Anniversary Edition - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook If You Give a Mouse a Cookie 25th Anniversary Edition write by Laura Joffe Numeroff. This book was released on 1985-05-09. If You Give a Mouse a Cookie 25th Anniversary Edition available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. If a hungry little traveler shows up at your house, you might want to give him a cookie. If you give him a cookie, he's going to ask for a glass of milk. He'll want to look in a mirror to make sure he doesn't have a milk mustache, and then he'll ask for a pair of scissors to give himself a trim.... The consequences of giving a cookie to this energetic mouse run the young host ragged, but young readers will come away smiling at the antics that tumble like dominoes through the pages of this delightful picture book.
Old Macdonald Had a Phone
Old Macdonald Had a Phone - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook Old Macdonald Had a Phone write by Jeanne Willis. This book was released on 2021-04-06. Old Macdonald Had a Phone available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Old Macdonald loves his phone: it helps him organize his farm. But when the animals each get one of their own, they are soon on their phones all day—"Here a tweet, there a chat, WhatsApping the farm cat"—and before they know it, no work is getting done! What can Old Macdonald do? Sing along to the tune of "Old Macdonald Had a Farm" and see! A hilarious cautionary tale for a new generation of phone-users, from the award-winning partnership of Jeanne Willis and Tony Ross.
Doug Unplugged: Read & Listen Edition
Doug Unplugged: Read & Listen Edition - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook Doug Unplugged: Read & Listen Edition write by Dan Yaccarino. This book was released on 2013-02-12. Doug Unplugged: Read & Listen Edition available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. **Check out the Doug Unplugs animated series on Apple TV!** It's easy being a robot, if you play by all the rules—but when Doug gets curious, he decides to unplug and forge his own path. And he discovers a whole world of what's possible. Doug is a robot. His parents want him to be smart, so each morning they plug him in and start the information download. After a morning spent learning facts about the city, Doug suspects he could learn even more about the city by going outside and exploring it. And so Doug . . . unplugs. What follows is an exciting day of adventure and discovery. Doug learns amazing things by doing and seeing and touching and listening—and above all, by interacting with a new friend. Dan Yaccarino's funny story of robot rebellion is a great reminder that sometimes the best way to learn about the world is to go out and be in it. Praise for Doug Unplugged: "A gentle robotic rebellion." —USA Today A sweet tale . . . Yaccarino [is] especially good at slipping in the small, nourishing details that are savored upon repeated readings." —The New York Times
