Lance and His Silly Pants - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook Lance and His Silly Pants write by Jamie Sajewel. This book was released on 2016-10-07. Lance and His Silly Pants available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Lance loved life and he loved wearing his silly pants, along with his sensational smile, mile after mile. But one sad day Lance's life changed in a great big way! Join Lance on all his adventures and find out what happened!
Eat Sleep Play
Eat Sleep Play - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook Eat Sleep Play write by Jamie Sajewel. This book was released on 2015-12-01. Eat Sleep Play available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Every little thing a baby does adds to their repertoire of discovery and ability. Babies have so much to learn and master, especially during the first year of life. It is an orderly process of one miracle after another and a wonder to watch! A baby’s day may seem simple—they EAT, they SLEEP, they PLAY—yet they carry out these and many more complexities with natural ease! In Eat Sleep Play, watching Baby Sweet Cheeks learn and grow is a fascinating way to spend the day. The book reads like a lullaby, and babies will love the soothing singsong rhythm and rhyme. It is also a teaching tool; introducing basic everyday concepts, words and colors to a young reader or listener. Eat Sleep Play encourages anyone—parent, grandparent, sibling, babysitter, teacher—who has a Baby Sweet Cheeks in their own life to take a moment to marvel at the mystery and grandeur of life. Every child is a true miracle of God’s intricate design and creation, and when a baby captures your heart—your life is forever enriched and blessed!
Mr. Funny Pants
Mr. Funny Pants - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook Mr. Funny Pants write by Michael Showalter. This book was released on 2011-02-22. Mr. Funny Pants available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. I was at my wit's end. I'd had enough of this job, this life, and my relationship had broken up. Should I eat chocolate, or go to India, or fall in love? Then I had a revelation: Why not do all three, in that order? And so it was that I embarked on a journey that was segmented into three parts and was then made into a major motion picture. Later, I woke up on an airplane with a hole in my face and a really bad hangover. I was ushered brusquely off the plane by my parents who took me to a rehab where I tested positive for coke, classic coke, special k (the drug), Special K (the cereal), mushrooms, pepperoni, and Restless Leg Syndrome. It was there that I first began painting with my feet. But rewind...the year was 1914. I was just a young German soldier serving in the trenches while simultaneously trying to destroy an evil ring with some help from an elf, a troll, and a giant sorcerer, all while cooking every recipe out of a Julia Child cookbook. What I'm trying to say is that there was a secret code hidden in a painting and I was looking for it with this girl who had a tattoo of a dragon! Let me clarify, it was the 1930s and a bunch of us were migrating out of Oklahoma, and I was this teenage wizard/CIA operative, okay? And, um then I floated off into the meta-verse as a ball of invisible energy that had no outer edge... Ugh, okay. None of this is true. I'm just kind of a normal guy from New Jersey who moved to New York, got into comedy, wrote this book about trying to write this book, and then moved to Alaska, became the mayor of a small town, spent $30,000 on underwear, and now I'm going to rule the world!!!
Potato Pants!
Potato Pants! - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook Potato Pants! write by Laurie Keller. This book was released on 2018-10-02. Potato Pants! available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. A potato and his eggplant nemesis struggle to find the perfect pants in this hilarious, heartwarming tale of forgiveness by bestselling Geisel-Award winning creator Laurie Keller. Potato is excited because today—for one day only— Lance Vance’s Fancy Pants Store is selling . . .POTATO PANTS! Potato rushes over early, but just as he’s about to walk in, something makes him stop. What could it be? Find out in this one-of-a-kind story about misunderstandings and forgiveness, and—of course—Potato Pants! A Christy Ottaviano Book This title has Common Core connections.
Valley of the Dudes
Valley of the Dudes - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook Valley of the Dudes write by Ryan Field. This book was released on 2016-07-14. Valley of the Dudes available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. In this M/M homage to the classic novel, Valley of the Dolls, Lambda-winning author Ryan Fields introduces us to six gay men searching for love and fame in the celebrity-fueled worlds of Broadway and Hollywood. The wide-eyed lawyer Rush Goodwin abandons his quaint New England life for the bright lights of New York City, where he meets singers/actors Cody and Anderson, and their partners, who are all just as young and innocent as he is. When Rush meets his new boss, handsome lawyer Lance Sharp, it's love at first sight and the beginning of a turbulent affair. As fame and fortune knock on each of their doors, Rush and his friends each learn, in their own different ways, that nothing ever goes according to plan. They each find themselves seeking the comforts of drugs (nicknamed ‘dudes’ to those in the know) to deal with the stress of success, which leads to its own spiral down the proverbial rabbit hole of broken hearts and dreams. But sometimes, we learn from our mistakes, and Rush and Lance find themselves when they let go and follow their hearts.
