Little Penis Santa Claus - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook Little Penis Santa Claus write by Craig Yoe. This book was released on 2018-10-30. Little Penis Santa Claus available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Little Penis is back—and this time, our perpetually perky protagonist is wearing his Santa Hat! This perfect parody is bound to grow on you! In keeping with its predecessors, Little Penis and Little Penis: Oh, The Places You’ll Grow!, this festive new addition to the series is sure to get a rise out of even the Grinchiest Scrooge in your life! Little Penis Santa Claus is the perfect gift or stocking stuffer…and get your camera ready for some photo-ops, because you won’t be able to resist animating the fuzzy little finger puppet in this hysterical parody of the popular puppet book format.’”
The Little Penis: A Finger Puppet Parody Book
The Little Penis: A Finger Puppet Parody Book - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook The Little Penis: A Finger Puppet Parody Book write by Craig Yoe. This book was released on 2013-01-08. The Little Penis: A Finger Puppet Parody Book available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Meet Little Penis, the cute dinky winky you bring to life when you put your finger in the puppet in this delightfully crass and hilarious parody board book for adults. This board book parodies children’s finger puppet books with its bold colors and simple illustrations, but this book is not for children! Instead, put your finger in the hole in the back of the book, and follow the adventures of Little Penis as he goes swimming (poor shrinking Penis!); gets out of bed early, so big and tall; gets a gentle kiss and hug (along with a good hard tug); head to a bar, gets drunk, and hooks up; and more—getting bigger and bigger with the turn of each page. Sometimes he’s up and sometimes he’s down, but there’s a happy ending as he finds his snug, warm place called home!
I Saw Zombies Eating Santa Claus
I Saw Zombies Eating Santa Claus - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook I Saw Zombies Eating Santa Claus write by S.G. Browne. This book was released on 2012-10-30. I Saw Zombies Eating Santa Claus available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. “One of America’s best satiric novelists” (Kirkus Reviews), S. G. Browne seamlessly gift wraps this horrific and hilarious sequel to his “extremely strong” (Publishers Weekly, starred review) zombie novel Breathers. He sees you when you’re sleeping...he knows when you’re undead. How does the leader of a failed zombie civil rights movement from California rescue a group of his undead brethren and help a lonely Breather girl as he hides from a band of medical researchers while disguised as Santa Claus? If you’ve never believed in Christmas miracles, then you wouldn’t understand. Andy Warner has just escaped from a zombie research facility in Portland, Oregon, where he’s been subjected to experimental testing for the past year. With Christmas just days away, Andy figures that donning a jolly old St. Nick costume to throw off his would-be captors is just the ticket. But he never expects to encounter a sweet, lonesome nine-year-old girl who not only reminds Andy of the family he’s lost but who thinks he’s the real Santa. He also doesn’t count on being recognized as last year’s national quasi-celebrity by a clandestine group of decaying supporters who look to him for leadership. For the living and the undead, this unforgettable holiday tale will truly put on display just who is gnawing and who is nice....
Little Penis Oh the Places You'll Grow!
Little Penis Oh the Places You'll Grow! - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook Little Penis Oh the Places You'll Grow! write by Craig Yoe. This book was released on 2013-11-05. Little Penis Oh the Places You'll Grow! available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. The adventures of Little Penis continue! He’s been around the block but he’s ready for more- and not letting anything stand in his way! This finger puppet parody book continues the story of Little Penis, and this time, he’s ready for new heights, great sights, and some positive vibes! Just put your finger in the puppet hole and read along as he shakes off his lows and gets back on the rise!
Little Santa Claus, and Other Stories. [With Illustrations.].
Little Santa Claus, and Other Stories. [With Illustrations.]. - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook Little Santa Claus, and Other Stories. [With Illustrations.]. write by Santa Claus. This book was released on 1891. Little Santa Claus, and Other Stories. [With Illustrations.]. available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle.
