Mom, What Is the Opposite of Guacamole? - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook Mom, What Is the Opposite of Guacamole? write by Kelly Stone. This book was released on 2021-04-30. Mom, What Is the Opposite of Guacamole? available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. “Mom, if your stomach was more in and your boobs were more out, you’d look really pretty.” Kids are known for making unfiltered comments at the most inopportune times. Embracing that rollercoaster, this compilation of humorous sayings by children celebrates the loopty-loo of parenting through direct quotes from the mouths of babes. Kelly Stone, stand-up comedian and mother of two, shares the outrageous—and at times oddly insightful—observations and questions she has recorded from her children over the years. As her children contemplate why they can’t just leave third grade and buy a house, whether the Tooth Fairy is really Santa Claus, and why rich people have so many bushes in front of their homes, other parents will find solidarity, commiseration, chuckles, and maybe just a few more reasons why birth control is the greatest invention ever. Mom, What is the Opposite of Guacamole? is a collection of hilarious and astute quotes from children that encourages laughter and provides the comforting knowledge that we are not the only ones whose children ask why there is cake at funerals.
The Ultimate New Mom's Cookbook
The Ultimate New Mom's Cookbook - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook The Ultimate New Mom's Cookbook write by Aurora Satler. This book was released on 2018-06-19. The Ultimate New Mom's Cookbook available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. This cookbook is every mother's must-have guide for healthy and easy recipes for pregnancy through the baby's first year. As a mom, Aurora Satler knows how important proper nutrition is for a healthy pregnancy, but could never find the right book for her needs...so she wrote one. From therapeutic dishes to cure morning sickness, to nourishing dishes to eat during breastfeeding, and everything in between, Aurora and licensed dietitian Dr. Allison Childress have compiled all you need to know for a healthy mom and baby. Aurora and Dr. Allison's recipes include nutritious snacks and meals for breastfeeding mothers. These double-duty recipes can provide delicious Butternut Squash Puree for your baby and Butternut Squash Mac & Cheese for the rest of the family. There are also full-family meals, like Friday Night Roast Rosemary Chicken and Sinfully Succulent Skirt Steak and Mango Salad, when baby is ready to join the family at the table. With over 80 recipes--each with a full-color photo--this book has everything you need to start healthy and stay healthy during pregnancy, baby's first year and beyond.
Not Your Mother's Make-Ahead and Freeze Cookbook Revised and Expanded Edition
Not Your Mother's Make-Ahead and Freeze Cookbook Revised and Expanded Edition - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook Not Your Mother's Make-Ahead and Freeze Cookbook Revised and Expanded Edition write by Jessica Fisher. This book was released on 2017-12-05. Not Your Mother's Make-Ahead and Freeze Cookbook Revised and Expanded Edition available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Busy families on a budget save money and time by cooking and freezing big batches of food. This new edition, with 25 more recipes and color photos, provides a roadmap.
The Appetizer Is the Meal
The Appetizer Is the Meal - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook The Appetizer Is the Meal write by David G. Nunez. This book was released on 2011. The Appetizer Is the Meal available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. The Appetizer is fast becoming the alternative to costly and uninspiring entrées. Many of us love to seek out those perfect, tasty bite sized, morsels as the means of satisfying our primal urges to eat with our hands. This is the "cut to the chase" manual for gastronomic satisfaction. The Appetizer is the Meal delivers that and more. Whether or not you're attending a football or evening party or family barbeque, you will get 27 easy, tried and true appetizers that you'll want to make over and over. This book comes loaded with variety of delights, and enough real substance to satisfy your caveman and cave-lady needs. Forget the scanty thumbnail sized canapés which offer little more than a single bite and continued longing, The Appetizer is the Meal gives you full permission to double that order in less time that it would take to drive to your favorite pricey restaurant. This is a book designed to be fun and at the same time discards the common precept that enjoyable dining must necessarily include the entre and its accompanied accoutrements. Each recipe is replete with beautiful photographs depicting the final product. The misperception of appetizer preparation and the supposed difficulty will be dispelled as you take the journey through entrée independence. We learn to swim to be refreshed and cool so why jump into the deep in end when dipping your feet, wading and flopping around is just as refreshing and in any given instance, all you may need; or imagine being told that a gentle passionate kiss is not enough. No longer! The Appetizer is the Meal is the metaphoric kiss and refreshing pool wrapped into one.
The Last Good Day of the Year
The Last Good Day of the Year - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook The Last Good Day of the Year write by Jessica Warman. This book was released on 2015-05-19. The Last Good Day of the Year available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. A power thriller from acclaimed author Jessica Warman explores how sometimes unspeakable things are hidden in memories . . .
