My Favorite Fangs - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook My Favorite Fangs write by Alan Goldsher. This book was released on 2012-08-07. My Favorite Fangs available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. THE HILLS ARE ALIVE...WITH THE SOUND OF SUCKING Maria von Trapp is sweet, innocent, and can sing like an angel. Oh, and she's also a bloodthirsty vampire. When Maria is kicked out of the zombie-infested abbey where she's been residing for the past 612 years, she's forced to take care of the family Von Trapp, a rowdy clan in need of some serious discipline... or vampirification. After Maria turns the Von Trapp children into children of the night and marries the Von Trapp patriarch, the family seems destined for eternal (really, really eternal) bliss. But the Nazi Undeath Squads are on the march, intent on ridding Europe of bloodsuckers. And Maria will have to do everything in her power—supernatural or otherwise—to save her vampire brood. Sixteen going on seventeen members of our legal team have instructed us to tell you, even though it should be obvious, that My Favorite Fangs was not prepared, authorized, licensed, approved, or endorsed by any person or entity involved in the creation or production of The Sound of Music film, or any version of the stage musical. That seventeenth wouldn't take our call because he was too busy drinking his tea—a drink with jam and bread—to weigh in.
I Love My Fangs!
I Love My Fangs! - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook I Love My Fangs! write by Kelly Leigh Miller. This book was released on 2020-07-21. I Love My Fangs! available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Is a vampire still a vampire if his fang is all wobbly? Find out in this funny and endearing spin on the classic first lost tooth story. Young Dracula loves his fangs. They are pointy. They are sharp! They are a cherished family trait. So one day, when a fang wiggles…and jiggles…and falls loose, Dracula doesn’t know what to do. He tries pushing it back in. Then taping it. Then sticking it. Because a vampire can’t have only one fang!…Right?
Fangs!
Fangs! - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook Fangs! write by Alan MacDonald. This book was released on 2012. Fangs! available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Join Bertie as he proves the grumpy school custodian is a vampire, models the latest fashions, and gets a serious scare-cut at the barbers.
Fangs
Fangs - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook Fangs write by Sarah Andersen. This book was released on 2020-09. Fangs available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. A love story between a vampire and a werewolf by the creator of the enormously popular Sarah's Scribbles comics. Vamp is three hundred years old but in all that time, she has never met her match. This all changes one night in a bar when she meets a charming werewolf. FANGS chronicles the humor, sweetness, and awkwardness of meeting someone perfectly suited to you but also vastly different.
My Favorite Fangs
My Favorite Fangs - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook My Favorite Fangs write by Alan Goldsher. This book was released on 2012-08-07. My Favorite Fangs available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Vampire singer Maria von Trapp, after being kicked out of the Abbey where she has resided for centuries, becomes a member of a rowdy family that she transforms and protects from Hitler's nefarious Undeath Squads.
