No Reading Allowed - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook No Reading Allowed write by Raj Haldar. This book was released on 2020-11-10. No Reading Allowed available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. A new, hilarious picture book for kids from the #1 New York Times bestselling authors of P IS FOR PTERODACTYL! What makes this picture book for kids be THE WORST read aloud book ever? Try reading these sentences aloud: The mummy prepared farro for dinner. The mummy prepared pharaoh for dinner. Sounds the same, right? But they're totally different! Kids will laugh at the irreverent, super silly humor and witty illustrations that provide context clues and help explain the outrageous sentences. While kids are cracking up at you repeating yourself, they also will be learning about homonyms and homophones! There's also a glossary to help explain the sound-alike words. This hysterical book for kids is sure to delight parents, teachers, and anyone who loves to laugh at the absurdity of the English language. "Those who love wordplay are the natural constituency for No Reading Allowed: The Worst Read-Aloud Book Ever, a picture book that's bright with comic scenes... [and] brilliant pairings of picture and word (and word with word)."—The Wall Street Journal "If you're a logophile (=word nerd), grammar geek, or a bookworm, and especially, if you're a teacher or homeschooler, snag a copy of No Reading Allowed for yourself and a friend. This will be a hot holiday gift for us word nerd folks!"—Imagination Soup
P Is for Pterodactyl
P Is for Pterodactyl - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook P Is for Pterodactyl write by Raj Haldar. This book was released on 2018-11-13. P Is for Pterodactyl available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. A New York Times Bestseller! A "raucous trip through the odd corners of our alphabet." —The New York Times Let's get real—the English language is bizarre. A might be for apple, but it's also for aisle and aeons. Why does the word "gnat" start with a G but the word "knot" doesn't start with an N? It doesn't always make sense, but don't let these rule-breaking silent letters defeat you! This whimsical, funky book from Raj Haldar (aka rapper Lushlife) turns the traditional idea of an alphabet book on its head, poking fun at the most mischievous words in the English language and demonstrating how to pronounce them. Fun and informative for word nerds of all ages!
No Reading Allowed
No Reading Allowed - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook No Reading Allowed write by Raj Haldar. This book was released on 2020. No Reading Allowed available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. "You can't believe everything you hear! Did you know that a single word can have many different meanings, and sometimes words that sound alike can be spelled completely differently? In this book, Ptolemy predicts you'll find that two sentences may sound exactly the same, but they can mean hilariously different things!"--Facing title page.
Reading Allowed
Reading Allowed - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook Reading Allowed write by Chris Paling. This book was released on 2017-02-02. Reading Allowed available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. 'Paling's deftly drawn vignettes are frequently funny, sometimes sad and occasionally troubling . . . Borrow a copy from your local library, if you still have one. Better yet, buy it' Neil Armstrong, Mail on Sunday 'Not only was I captivated by Paling's lovingly wrought series of pen portraits, I was amused, moved and - perhaps most surprising of all - uplifted' John Preston, Daily Mail 'There are many detractors who question whether libraries are still relevant in the digital age. Paling's keenly and kindly observed account of his encounters offers a gentle insight as to why they still are' Helen Davies, Sunday Times Chris works as a librarian in a small-town library in the south of England. This is the story of the library, its staff, and the fascinating group of people who use the library on a regular basis. We'll meet characters like the street-sleepers Brewer, Wolf and Spencer, who are always the first through the doors. The Mad Hatter, an elderly man who scurries around manically, searching for books. Sons of Anarchy Alan, a young Down's Syndrome man addicted to the American TV drama series. Startled Stewart, a gay man with a spray-on tan who pops in most days for a nice chat, sharking for good-looking foreign language students. And Trish, who is relentlessly cheerful and always dressed in pink - she has never married, but the marital status of everybody she meets is of huge interest to her. Some of the characters' stories are tragic, some are amusing, some are genuinely surreal, but together they will paint a bigger picture of the world we live in today, and of a library's hugely important place within it. Yes, of course, people come in to borrow books, but the library is also the equivalent of the village pump. It's one of the few places left where anyone, regardless of age or income or background, can wander in and find somebody to listen to their concerns, to share the time of day. Reading Allowed will provide us with a fascinating portrait of a place that we all value and cherish, but which few of us truly know very much about ...
We Will Not Read
We Will Not Read - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook We Will Not Read write by Shelle Sims. This book was released on 2021-06-11. We Will Not Read available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Monsters have a fun time deciding that they do not want to read! This is the second in a series of ten. Set two of sight words (11-20) are in this story. Characters from book one are hidden in this book, as well.
