Nobody's Perfect. I'm As Close As It Gets. (Dear Dumb Diary Year Two #3) - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook Nobody's Perfect. I'm As Close As It Gets. (Dear Dumb Diary Year Two #3) write by Jim Benton. This book was released on 2013-06-25. Nobody's Perfect. I'm As Close As It Gets. (Dear Dumb Diary Year Two #3) available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Whatever you do, DON'T read Jamie Kelly's bestselling diaries! The bestselling Dear Dumb Diary series is a hilarious hit! Now Jamie Kelly's diaries have a fresh look and a fun twist. Dear Dumb Diary Year Two is still laugh-out-loud funny -- but everything is another year dumber!As Jamie continues to grapple with middle school's Big Questions, she drops even more snarky gems of wisdom like, "Everybody knows that the more you love somebody, the less you try to look nice for them," and "People don't appreciate how much willpower it takes to do the wrong thing."(But Jamie STILL has no idea that anybody is reading her diary. So please, please, please don't tell her.)
Am I the Princess or the Frog? (Dear Dumb Diary #3)
Am I the Princess or the Frog? (Dear Dumb Diary #3) - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook Am I the Princess or the Frog? (Dear Dumb Diary #3) write by Jim Benton. This book was released on 2013-08-27. Am I the Princess or the Frog? (Dear Dumb Diary #3) available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Read the hilarious, candid (and sometimes not-so-nice), diaries of Jamie Kelly, who promises that everything in her diary is true -- or at least as true as it needs to be.Jamie is crushing on Hudson. Someone too-gross-to-be- named is crushing on Jamie. And Hudson is crushing on . . . Princess Turd of Turdsylvania (a.k.a. The Prettiest Girl in the World). Middle school may be grim, but it's no fairy tale. And crazy doesn't even begin to cover it.
You Can Bet on That (Dear Dumb Diary Year Two #5)
You Can Bet on That (Dear Dumb Diary Year Two #5) - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook You Can Bet on That (Dear Dumb Diary Year Two #5) write by Jim Benton. This book was released on 2014-05-27. You Can Bet on That (Dear Dumb Diary Year Two #5) available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. The hilarious and bestselling series from Jim Benton continues! Jamie, Isabella, and Angeline have known each other for a long time. They've even become friends -- whether Jamie likes it or not. But when the trio starts a friendly competition, all bets are off. The loser will be treated to a game of Dare or Worse Dare... with Isabella. (And Jamie's pretty sure that's like having a banana-peeling contest with a starving monkey. The monkey always wins.) What could go wrong? Probably everything. And it's probably all that blondwad Angeline's fault. Probably. Jamie still has no idea that anyone is reading her diary, so please, please, please don't tell her. And definitely don't tell her that she's the star of her very own Dear Dumb Diary movie, available on DVD. (Her glamorous ego might not be able to handle it.)
Live Each Day to the Dumbest
Live Each Day to the Dumbest - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook Live Each Day to the Dumbest write by Jim Benton. This book was released on 2015-05-26. Live Each Day to the Dumbest available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. New York Times–Bestselling Author: Middle schooler Jamie Kelly spends lots of time writing in her diary—but right now she’s taking a peek at someone else’s . . . It’s not easy being a middle-schooler, and nobody knows that better than Jamie Kelly. There are surprises around every corner: some good, some bad, all dumb. But when Jamie inherits a trunk of her grandmother’s things, she never expects to find the biggest surprise of all—Grandma’s diary. Violating the privacy of a diary is something Jamie would never do . . . unless she was absolutely certain that she wanted to do it. And when she does, she learns that, deep down, everyone is exactly the same. Dumb. By the way, Jamie still has no idea that anyone is reading her diary, so please, please, please don’t tell her. And definitely don’t tell her that she’s the star of her very own Dear Dumb Diary movie, available on streaming. (Her glamorous ego might not be able to handle it.)
It's Not My Fault I Know Everything (Dear Dumb Diary #8)
It's Not My Fault I Know Everything (Dear Dumb Diary #8) - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook It's Not My Fault I Know Everything (Dear Dumb Diary #8) write by Jim Benton. This book was released on 2013-08-27. It's Not My Fault I Know Everything (Dear Dumb Diary #8) available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. New York Times Bestselling author Jamie Kelly is back with another hilarious, candid, and sometimes not-so-nice diary!Dear Dumb Diary,I went back and read some of my very oldest diaries. The entries say things like "I eated salad dressing" and "I got a Barbie shoe stuck in Stinker's nose again" and "The vet was mean to me about the Barbie shoe so I tried to bite him but vets are quick at not getting bit because dogs try all the time but dogs don't usually kick so I did that."What amazed me was just how dumb I used to be, considering how smart I am now. There must have been a day when I just woke up smart.
