Old Farts: A Spotter's Guide - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook Old Farts: A Spotter's Guide write by Amos Tinker. This book was released on 2016-10-04. Old Farts: A Spotter's Guide available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. This newest title in the wildly popular Spotter's Guide series leads readers through the distinct field marks of flatulence in the latter years of life, from "The Crank" (the fart that chases pesky kids—and everyone else—off the lawn) through "The ReAnimator" (the sudden eruption of post-holiday meal flatulence that brings Great Aunt Gladys back from the brink). Each spread is devoted to a singular fart profile and includes helpful information such as age of onset, key characteristics for identification, and prominent subtypes. Detailed "in situ" illustrations and ten distinct push-button sounds complete this indispensable reference to farting happily and healthfully into the autumn years of life.
Farts Around the World
Farts Around the World - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook Farts Around the World write by August O'Phwinn. This book was released on 2011-10-05. Farts Around the World available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. What is proper English etiquette for a tea room emission? Can a Swiss fart be so loud that it generates an echo? If a meditating Buddhist passes gas, does it exist? The answers to such pressing questions are answered in this hilarious soon-to-be international best seller. Ingeniously packaged with a sound unit to convey the nuances of global flatulence, Farts Around the World is the ideal gift for those who like to travel with a smile.
Effin' Birds
Effin' Birds - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook Effin' Birds write by Aaron Reynolds. This book was released on 2019-10-15. Effin' Birds available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. A compact, comprehensive, and very silly field guide featuring more than 200 of the rudest birds on earth—from the creator of the Webby Award–winning hit Instagram account! Effin’ Birds is the most eagerly anticipated new volume in the grand and noble profession of nature writing and bird identification. Sitting proudly alongside Sibley, Kaufman, and Peterson, this book contains more than 150 pages crammed full of classic, monochrome plumage art paired with the delightful but dirty aphorisms (think “I’m going to need more booze to deal with this week”) that made the Effin’ Birds feed a household name. Also included in its full, Technicolor glory is John James Audubon’s most beautiful work matched with modern life advice. Including never-before-seen birds, insults, and field notes, this guide is a must-have for any effin’ fan or birder.
Farts in the Wild
Farts in the Wild - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook Farts in the Wild write by H. W. Smeldit. This book was released on 2012-01-25. Farts in the Wild available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. From tiny bubble-popping goldfish toots to thunderously loud elephant gas, learn how to spot the funniest (and smelliest) farts in the animal kingdom! Hilarious tidbits identify the odor, range, frequency, and aftereffects of ten different types of gassy expulsions, while the attached battery-powered fart machine reproduces each emanation with astounding accuracy. This is pure, unbridled entertainment for the giggling child in all of us. Let 'er rip!
A Year with Swollen Appendices
A Year with Swollen Appendices - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook A Year with Swollen Appendices write by Brian Eno. This book was released on 2020-11-17. A Year with Swollen Appendices available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. The diary and essays of Brian Eno republished twenty-five years on with a new introduction by the artist in a beautiful hardback edition.'One of the seminal books about music . . . an invaluable insight into the mind and working practices of one of the industry's undeniable geniuses.'GUARDIANAt the end of 1994, Brian Eno resolved to keep a diary. His plans to go to the cinema, theatre and galleries fell quickly to the wayside. What he did do - and write - however, was astonishing: ruminations on his collaborative work with David Bowie, U2, James and Jah Wobble, interspersed with correspondence and essays dating back to 1978. These 'appendices' covered topics from the generative and ambient music Eno pioneered to what he believed the role of an artist and their art to be, alongside adroit commentary on quotidian tribulations and happenings around the world.This beautiful 25th-anniversary hardcover edition has been redesigned in the same size as the diary that eventually became this book. It features two ribbons, pink paper delineating the appendices (matching the original edition) and a two-tone paper-over-board cover, which pays homage to the original design.An intimate insight into one of the most influential creative artists of our time, A Year with Swollen Appendices is an essential classic.
