Poems About Love, War and Just for Fun - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook Poems About Love, War and Just for Fun write by Jack DiNola. This book was released on 2011-12-01. Poems About Love, War and Just for Fun available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Vietnam Gray lead and shiny yellow brass Pushing death From a stainless steel gun Thats not made of flesh: Its integral parts lubricated By oil and grease To withstand the heat and humidity, But what is there to erase The red stain On white cloth that covers The pain On a moving part of anatomy Or the look on a human face?
I'm Just No Good at Rhyming
I'm Just No Good at Rhyming - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook I'm Just No Good at Rhyming write by Chris Harris. This book was released on 2017-09-26. I'm Just No Good at Rhyming available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. The instant New York Times bestseller featured on NPR's Weekend Edition with Scott Simon! B. J. Novak (bestselling author of The Book With No Pictures) described this groundbreaking poetry collection as "Smart and sweet, wild and wicked, brilliantly funny--it's everything a book for kids should be." Lauded by critics as a worthy heir to such greats as Silverstein, Seuss, Nash and Lear, Harris's hilarious debut molds wit and wordplay, nonsense and oxymoron, and visual and verbal sleight-of-hand in masterful ways that make you look at the world in a whole new wonderfully upside-down way. With enthusiastic endorsements from bestselling luminaries such as Lemony Snicket, Judith Viorst, Andrea Beaty, and many others, this entirely unique collection offers a surprise around every corner. Adding to the fun: Lane Smith, bestselling creator of beloved hits like It's a Book and The Stinky Cheese Man and Other Fairly Stupid Tales, has spectacularly illustrated this extraordinary collection with nearly one hundred pieces of appropriately absurd art. It's a mischievous match made in heaven! "Ridiculous, nonsensical, peculiar, outrageous, possibly deranged--and utterly, totally, absolutely delicious. Read it! Immediately!" --Judith Viorst, bestselling author of Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
Welcome to FOB Haiku
Welcome to FOB Haiku - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook Welcome to FOB Haiku write by Randy Brown. This book was released on 2015-11-13. Welcome to FOB Haiku available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. "Sherpatude no. 26: 'Humor is a combat multiplier ...' Has your war become workaday? Does life on the Forward Operating Base (FOB) now seem commonplace? Armed with deadpan snark and poker-faced patriotism -- and rooted in the coffee-black soil and plain-spoken voice of the American Midwest -- journalist-turned-poet Randy Brown reveals behind-the-scenes stories of U.S. soldier-citizenship. From Boot Camp to Bagram, Afghanistan. And back home again." --
Two Squirrels and a Mouse
Two Squirrels and a Mouse - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook Two Squirrels and a Mouse write by Jack DiNola. This book was released on 2013-11. Two Squirrels and a Mouse available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. One Christmas night, as snowflakes gently cover everything in sight, four squirrels busily prepare for the holiday in their little house beneath a forest tree. As they make cookies out of acorns, trees, and leaves, a tiny mouse hides, afraid that he will sneeze. If the squirrels find him, they will surely send him out into the snow! With his little fingers, the mouse holds onto his nose and prays. But his urge to sneeze is too strong, and soon the squirrels find him next to a wooden shoe. Horrified, the mouse hides his eyes, fearing the worst. But it is what happens next that surprises the little mouse the most. A Christmas poem first recorded in 1952 by Jack DiNola for his two children, Two Squirrels and a Mouse, shares a timeless tale of compassion and acceptance as a squirrel family and a lonely mouse discover an unlikely friendship the night before Christmas.
Egghead
Egghead - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook Egghead write by Bo Burnham. This book was released on 2013-10-01. Egghead available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. A strange and charming collection of hilariously absurd poetry, writing, and illustration from one of today's most popular young comedians?ΔΆ Bo Burnham was a precocious teenager living in his parents' attic when he started posting material on YouTube. 100 million people viewed those videos, turning Bo into an online sensation with a huge and dedicated following. Bo taped his first of two Comedy Central specials four days after his 18th birthday, making him the youngest to do so in the channel's history. Now Bo is a rising star in the comedy world, revered for his utterly original and intelligent voice. And, he can SIIIIIIIIING! In Egghead, Bo brings his brand of brainy, emotional comedy to the page in the form of off-kilter poems, thoughts, and more. Teaming up with his longtime friend, artist, and illustrator Chance Bone, Bo takes on everything from death to farts in this weird book that will make you think, laugh and think, "why did I just laugh?"
