Precocia - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook Precocia write by Dale E. Basye. This book was released on 2013. Precocia available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Following sentencing in the court of Judge Judas, eleven-year-old Milton and his older sister Marlo find themselves in Precocia, the circle of Heck for kids that grow up too fast.
Precocia: The Sixth Circle of Heck
Precocia: The Sixth Circle of Heck - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook Precocia: The Sixth Circle of Heck write by Dale E. Basye. This book was released on 2013-02-26. Precocia: The Sixth Circle of Heck available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Dale E. Basye sends Milton and Marlo to Precocia, the circle reserved for kids who grow up too fast, for their latest hilarious escapade in Heck. When Bea "Elsa" Bubb, the Principal of Darkness, tells Milton and Marlo Fauster they've gotten too big for their britches, she sends them to Precocia, the circle of Heck for smartypants kids who grow up too fast. There, the children learn adult jobs. William the Kid teaches bill collection. Mozart teaches commercial jingles. And all the students are forced to act, dress, and talk like little adults. Soon, the Fausters realize that Precocia's vice principals Napoleon and Cleopatra want more than to hasten adulthood--they seem to want to eliminate childhood altogether. Can Milton and Marlo figure out their plan in time to stop it? Heck is a school in the afterlife where bad kids go for all eternity, or until they turn eighteen, whichever comes first. As in Dante's Inferno, there are nine circles of Heck, based on kids' various vices.
Precocia: The Sixth Circle of Heck
Precocia: The Sixth Circle of Heck - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook Precocia: The Sixth Circle of Heck write by Dale E. Basye. This book was released on 2013-12-24. Precocia: The Sixth Circle of Heck available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Dale E. Basye sends Milton and Marlo to Precocia, the circle reserved for kids who grow up too fast, for their latest hilarious escapade in Heck. When Bea "Elsa" Bubb, the Principal of Darkness, tells Milton and Marlo Fauster they've gotten too big for their britches, she sends them to Precocia, the circle of Heck for smartypants kids who grow up too fast. There, the children learn adult jobs. William the Kid teaches bill collection. Mozart teaches commercial jingles. And all the students are forced to act, dress, and talk like little adults. Soon, the Fausters realize that Precocia's vice principals Napoleon and Cleopatra want more than to hasten adulthood--they seem to want to eliminate childhood altogether. Can Milton and Marlo figure out their plan in time to stop it? Heck is a school in the afterlife where bad kids go for all eternity, or until they turn eighteen, whichever comes first. As in Dante's Inferno, there are nine circles of Heck, based on kids' various vices.
Heck: Where the Bad Kids Go
Heck: Where the Bad Kids Go - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook Heck: Where the Bad Kids Go write by Dale E. Basye. This book was released on 2008-07-22. Heck: Where the Bad Kids Go available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. WHEN MILTON AND Marlo Fauster die in a marshmallow bear explosion, they get sent straight to Heck, an otherworldly reform school. Milton can understand why his kleptomaniac sister is here, but Milton is—or was—a model citizen. Has a mistake been made? Not according to Bea “Elsa” Bubb, the Principal of Darkness. She doesn’t make mistakes. She personally sees to it that Heck—whether it be home-ec class with Lizzie Borden, ethics with Richard Nixon, or gym with Blackbeard the Pirate—is especially, well, heckish for the Fausters. Will Milton and Marlo find a way to escape? Or are they stuck here for all eternity, or until they turn 18, whichever comes first?
Rapacia: The Second Circle of Heck
Rapacia: The Second Circle of Heck - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook Rapacia: The Second Circle of Heck write by Dale E. Basye. This book was released on 2009-07-28. Rapacia: The Second Circle of Heck available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. In the second installment of the popular series, Heck, Dale E. Basye takes Milton and Marlo Fauster on a journey that is as clever, as laugh-out-loud funny, and as satisfying as the first. Welcome to Rapacia, where the greedy kids go . . . When Milton escapes from Heck in a soul balloon made of old clothes, Marlo is the only Fauster child left to take the blame. Bea “Elsa” Bubb, the Principal of Darkness, sends her straight to Rapacia, the circle where greedy kids are tormented by glimpses of a just-out-of-reach, glittering shopper’s paradise called Mallvana. Marlo soon falls under the sway of Rapacia’s assistant principal, a grinning metal rabbit known as the Grabbit that seems to have plans of its own. Meanwhile, back on the Surface, Milton has his own problems. He is determined to get in touch with Marlo and help her find a way out of Heck. But it’s hard to concentrate when his body and soul don’t seem to hold together the way they used to. Will Milton ever reach Marlo? And if he does, will they both end up as pawns in the Grabbit’s mysterious game?
