Santa Steps Out - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook Santa Steps Out write by Robert Devereaux. This book was released on 2011-11. Santa Steps Out available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Sex, Death, and Santa Claus ... His generosity is legendary. He has a devoted wife, a crack team of sky-borne reindeer, hordes of industrious elves, and the love of good little boys and girls around the globe. But what unholy desires now propel him into the lascivious clutches of a certain fairy? And who was he before the sleigh and workshop, in times forgotten? ... She munches on molars, summons drowned sailors to her pleasure, and recalls, sharp as a pinprick, her life as the most savage of ash nymphs. Why then is she stuck, night after night, hovering above pillows to leave coins for gap-toothed brats? More important, how quickly can she captivate the jolly old elf to the north? ... He's huge, fluffy, lonesome, and unbearably horny. On his Easter rounds, he contrives, as often as possible, to get a grip on himself and peer into interesting bedrooms. But who in the world will throw him down and ravage him as the lovers under his gaze ravage one another? ... Deadite Press is proud to bring back the ultimate erotic Christmas story from Robert Devereaux
Are You Grumpy, Santa?
Are You Grumpy, Santa? - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook Are You Grumpy, Santa? write by Gregg Spiridellis. This book was released on 2008-09-16. Are You Grumpy, Santa? available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Sometimes even the merriest, most cheerful guy on the planet wakes up on the wrong side of the bed… First, after a restless night due to Mrs. Claus's snoring, Santa awakes on Christmas morning and stubs his toe. Then the elves shrink his suit, his sleigh gets buried in a snowdrift, and he gets stuck in a chimney. Santa’s had just about enough! But just in the nick of time, he discovers a very special gift of milk and cookies waiting for him. As he munches on the delicious snack, Santa's remembers what Christmas is all about—the gift of love—and, merrily, his grumpies melt away. Now available as a board book, this merrily irreverent Yuletide story, brought to life by Gregg and Evan Spiridellis, will tickle funny bones and touch hearts far and wide.
Santa Claus Doesn't Mop Floors (Adventures of the Bailey School Kids #3)
Santa Claus Doesn't Mop Floors (Adventures of the Bailey School Kids #3) - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook Santa Claus Doesn't Mop Floors (Adventures of the Bailey School Kids #3) write by Debbie Dadey. This book was released on 2021-12-07. Santa Claus Doesn't Mop Floors (Adventures of the Bailey School Kids #3) available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. The hugely popular early chapter book series re-emerges -- now in e-book! The kids in the third grade at Bailey Elementary are so hard to handle that all of their teachers have quit. But their new teacher, Mrs. Jeepers, is different to say the least. She's just moved from the Transylvanian Alps and she seems to have some strange powers that help her deal with these mischief-makers. Her methods may be a little unconventional, but, then again, Mrs. Jeepers may be just what the Bailey School kids need.
Santa Claus Conquers the Homophobes
Santa Claus Conquers the Homophobes - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook Santa Claus Conquers the Homophobes write by Robert Devereaux. This book was released on 2011-11. Santa Claus Conquers the Homophobes available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. "I wish I could hope to ever attain one-thousandth the perversity of Robert Devereaux's toenail clippings." -Poppy Z. Brite Santa Claus is back. And flying beside him is Wendy, his freshly minted stepdaughter, who can peer into the future of selected children and offer them glimpses of the wonders ahead. But with that power come horrific visions of the turmoil and trouble the less fortunate among them are fated to suffer. Can Wendy and her stepfather prevent the suicide of Jamie Stratton in his teen years, as he grows up gay in a homophobic household and community? God the Father grants them three Thanksgiving visits to Jamie's tormentors, in hopes of bringing about a change of heart in them and eliminating their ingrained prejudices. Beyond the challenge of rescuing one precious child lies the far more daunting task of expunging entirely this brand of bigotry from the human race, as Santa and Wendy strive to remake the world in compassion and generosity. Along the way, they enlist the aid of the Easter Bunny, a highly persuasive fellow indeed. But the Tooth Fairy and her loathsome imps are hell-bent on doing all they can to stop Santa and Wendy-nay, to heighten mortal fear and hatred of anyone whose orientation strays even the slightest from the norm.
Dear Santa, Please Come to the 19th Floor
Dear Santa, Please Come to the 19th Floor - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook Dear Santa, Please Come to the 19th Floor write by Yin. This book was released on 2011-09-29. Dear Santa, Please Come to the 19th Floor available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Willy wants to cheer his best friend, Carlos, up. And what better way to do so than a Christmas visit from Santa Claus himself? But when Santa answers Willy's e-mail pleading with him to visit the 19th floor of their inner-city apartment building, he doesn't quite know what is in store for him. Yin and Chris Soentpiet, the author-illustrator pair who created the ALA notable Coolies, bring us a heartwarming and modern Christmas story with the lush illustrations that Soentpiet fans have come to love.
