Seriously? You're Gonna Name Your Kid Citronella? That's Repellent! - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook Seriously? You're Gonna Name Your Kid Citronella? That's Repellent! write by Joel Martin Kohn. This book was released on 2015-02-15. Seriously? You're Gonna Name Your Kid Citronella? That's Repellent! available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. This is the fourth volume of "Seriously? You're Gonna Name Your Kid?" baby name punny one-liners. Names, monikers, shout-outs, whosits, whatsisnames and more. This is another humorous book of outrageous, unique baby boy names and baby girl names parents should never give their kids, and the comical reactions one might have to them. Written as a one-sided dialogue rhetorically questioning the over 300 bizarre names proposed by fictitious parents for their offspring. Jokes, puns, one-liners, double entendres, bon mots, amphibolies and silliness galore. You'll groan, laugh, smirk, chortle, titter, guffaw, bust a gut, tickle your funny bone and wonder: How'd you get that name?! Includes reader submissions. The author invites reader contributions. Send him your Seriously? jokes. The best jokes will be cited with your name. Now go out there and call people names! Or get called one yourself! This book makes a great gift for birthdays, showers, pregnancies, childbirths, anniversaries, holidays and every day! This book covers topics including humorous puns & jokes, one-liners, children's names, baby boys names, baby girls names, comedy nicknames, parenting, maternity, paternity, parenthood and so much more!
Seriously? You're Gonna Name Your Kid Citronella? That's Repellent!
Seriously? You're Gonna Name Your Kid Citronella? That's Repellent! - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook Seriously? You're Gonna Name Your Kid Citronella? That's Repellent! write by Joel Kohn. This book was released on 2015-06-23. Seriously? You're Gonna Name Your Kid Citronella? That's Repellent! available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. This is the fourth volume of "Seriously? You're Gonna Name Your Kid?" baby names jokes, puns, one-liners, double entendres, bon mots, amphibolies, silliness and comedy. This is a humor book of outrageous, unique baby boys names and baby girls names parents should never give their kids, and the comical reactions one might have to them. Written as a one-sided dialogue rhetorically questioning the over 300 bizarre names proposed by fictitious parents for their offspring. You'll groan, laugh, smirk, chortle, titter, guffaw, bust a gut, tickle your funny bone and wonder: How'd you get that name?! The author invites reader contributions. Send him your Seriously? jokes. The author's favorites will be cited with your name. Now get out there and call people names! This book makes a great gift for birthdays, showers, pregnancies, childbirths, anniversaries, holidays and every day! This book covers topics including humorous puns & jokes, one-liners, children's names, baby boys names, baby girls names, comedy nicknames, parenting, maternity, paternity, parenthood and so much more!
Commune
Commune - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook Commune write by Joshua Gayou. This book was released on 2017-03-31. Commune available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. "For dinosaurs, it was a big rock. For humans: coronal mass ejection (CME). When Earth is hit by the greatest CME in recorded history, the combine societies of the planet's most developed nations struggle to adapt to a life thrust back to the dark ages. In the United States, the military scrambles to speed the nation's recovery on multiple fronts including putting down riots, establishing relief camps, delivering medical aid, and bringing communication and travel back on line. Just as a real foothold is established in retaking the skies, a mysterious virus takes hold of the population, spreading globally over the very flight routes that the survivors fought so hard to rebuild. The communicability and mortality rates are devastating, leaving only small pockets of survivors scattered throughout the countryside. Commune Book One is the story of one small group of survivors who must adapt to a primitive, hostile world or die. As they learn the rules of this new era, they must decide how far they're willing to go to continue living, continually asking themselves the same question daily: is survival worth the loss of humanity?"--Page 4 of cover.
The Other End of the Leash
The Other End of the Leash - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook The Other End of the Leash write by Patricia McConnell, Ph.D.. This book was released on 2009-02-19. The Other End of the Leash available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Learn to communicate with your dog—using their language “Good reading for dog lovers and an immensely useful manual for dog owners.”—The Washington Post An Applied Animal Behaviorist and dog trainer with more than twenty years’ experience, Dr. Patricia McConnell reveals a revolutionary new perspective on our relationship with dogs—sharing insights on how “man’s best friend” might interpret our behavior, as well as essential advice on how to interact with our four-legged friends in ways that bring out the best in them. After all, humans and dogs are two entirely different species, each shaped by its individual evolutionary heritage. Quite simply, humans are primates and dogs are canids (as are wolves, coyotes, and foxes). Since we each speak a different native tongue, a lot gets lost in the translation. This marvelous guide demonstrates how even the slightest changes in our voices and in the ways we stand can help dogs understand what we want. Inside you will discover: • How you can get your dog to come when called by acting less like a primate and more like a dog • Why the advice to “get dominance” over your dog can cause problems • Why “rough and tumble primate play” can lead to trouble—and how to play with your dog in ways that are fun and keep him out of mischief • How dogs and humans share personality types—and why most dogs want to live with benevolent leaders rather than “alpha wanna-bes!” Fascinating, insightful, and compelling, The Other End of the Leash is a book that strives to help you connect with your dog in a completely new way—so as to enrich that most rewarding of relationships.
Low-Mess Crafts for Kids
Low-Mess Crafts for Kids - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook Low-Mess Crafts for Kids write by Debbie Chapman. This book was released on 2018-06-26. Low-Mess Crafts for Kids available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. A collection of craft ideas for kids that create a minimum of mess.
