Sketchy Santas - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook Sketchy Santas write by Will Zweigart. This book was released on 2010-11-02. Sketchy Santas available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Ho, ho, huh? Who’s that excessively jolly fellow with the fake beard, shifty eyes, sweaty hands, and boozy breath? Why, it’s not just Santa but sketchy Santa! Yes, ’tis the season for awkward photos of small children posed precariously on the laps of some of the most clownish, irritable, and just plain weird-looking Santa wannabes—guys you’d give a wide berth to if you passed them on the street. Inside this painfully hilarious collection of holiday photos, you’ll discover the pop culture history of the sketchy Santa, and how to identify sketchy Santas in shopping malls everywhere . . . making this the perfect gift for anyone who understands that "He sees you when you’re sleeping" is a deeply disturbing thought.
Alone in the Wild
Alone in the Wild - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook Alone in the Wild write by Kelley Armstrong. This book was released on 2020-02-04. Alone in the Wild available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. In #1 New York Times bestseller Kelley Armstrong's latest thriller, the hidden town of Rockton is about to face a challenge none of them saw coming: a baby. Every season in Rockton seems to bring a new challenge. At least that's what Detective Casey Duncan has felt since she decided to call this place home. Between all the secretive residents, the sometimes-hostile settlers outside, and the surrounding wilderness, there's always something to worry about. While on a much needed camping vacation with her boyfriend, Sheriff Eric Dalton, Casey hears a baby crying in the woods. The sound leads them to a tragic scene: a woman buried under the snow, murdered, a baby still alive in her arms. A town that doesn’t let anyone in under the age of eighteen, Rockton must take care of its youngest resident yet while solving another murder and finding out where the baby came from - and whether she's better off where she is. #1 New York Times bestselling author Kelley Armstrong again delivers an engaging, tense thriller set in perhaps the most interesting town in all of contemporary crime fiction.
Awkward Family Holiday Photos
Awkward Family Holiday Photos - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook Awkward Family Holiday Photos write by Mike Bender. This book was released on 2013-10-29. Awkward Family Holiday Photos available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. From the authors of the New York Times bestsellers Awkward Family Photos and Awkward Family Pet Photos comes a celebration of those special times throughout the year when our families embarrass us the most . . . the holidays. Holidays. They’re those momentous occasions when we gather with family to eat, drink, celebrate, and, of course, pose for photographs. From Mom’s homemade Halloween costumes to re-creating a Nativity scene for the Christmas card to that overly patriotic uncle who literally wears the flag on the Fourth, holidays make for humiliating memories that we carry in our hearts for years to come. Whether your family loves Valentine’s Day, St. Patrick’s Day, Easter, July Fourth, Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas, or Hanukkah, this book pays homage to all of the holidays’ most uncomfortable moments.
Merry Christmas! Celebrating AmericaÕs Greatest Holiday
Merry Christmas! Celebrating AmericaÕs Greatest Holiday - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook Merry Christmas! Celebrating AmericaÕs Greatest Holiday write by Karal Ann Marling. This book was released on 2009-06-30. Merry Christmas! Celebrating AmericaÕs Greatest Holiday available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. It wouldn't be Christmas without the "things." How they came to mean so much, and to play such a prominent role in America's central holiday, is the tale told in this delightful and edifying book. In a style characteristically engaging and erudite, Karal Ann Marling, one of our most trenchant observers of American culture, describes the outsize spectacle that Christmas has become.
Silent Nights and Shoplifting: A Santa Caper Cozy Mystery
Silent Nights and Shoplifting: A Santa Caper Cozy Mystery - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook Silent Nights and Shoplifting: A Santa Caper Cozy Mystery write by Brittany E. Brinegar. This book was released on 2022-12-04. Silent Nights and Shoplifting: A Santa Caper Cozy Mystery available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Enjoy this small-town holiday mystery from Brittany E. Brinegar, author of laugh-out-loud Texas whodunits... 'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the mall Not a soul was shopping, they’re stealing from y’all. But do you recall the most famous twin sleuths of all? Lizzie is an underpaid intern for a small-town private investigator and Samantha is a nosy reporter trying to survive the holiday. Neither expected to spend their Christmas Eve trapped in a mall with Santa, a frazzled mom, an eccentric toy collector… oh and a team of thieves robbing the place. The crooks are making a list and checking it twice as they ransack the mall, one store at a time. But as the clock ticks the sleuths begin to suspect one of the hostages might be on the naughty list. With the Policeman's Ball occupying local law enforcement, can the twins and their Dalmatian sidekick thwart the robbery in time to save Christmas? ---------------- Silent Nights and Shoplifting is a stand-alone case in the Twin Bluebonnet Ranch Mysteries. If you love quirky small-town characters, best friend shenanigans, and a Dalmatian sidekick, this series is for you! Twin Bluebonnet Ranch Mysteries: Series Order Book 1: Caverns, Clues, and Cowboys Book 2: Friday Night Frights Book 3: Silent Nights and Shoplifting Book 4: Ghostwriters and Gravediggers Book 5: Antiques, Alibis, and Auctions Book 6: Secrets, Lies, and Poisonberry Pies Book 7: Rodeo, Ransom, and Fireworks Book 8: Sleuths, Sabotage, and Sandcastles Book 9: Turkey, Thievery, and Twins Book 10: Ballots, Belles, and Blackmail Book 11: Texans, Tourists, and Treachery Book 12: Softball and Stickups
