So Now You're a Zombie - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook So Now You're a Zombie write by John Austin. This book was released on 2010-10-01. So Now You're a Zombie available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. All aspects of the zombie lifestyle are surveyed in this satirical take on an orientation manual for the newly undead. From how one became a zombie in the first place and the stages of zombification to survival mechanisms, this handbook offers specific advice on everything a fresh zombie needs to know about "life" expectancy, hunting techniques, hitching a ride, hand-to-mouth combat, and feeding etiquette. Instructions for extracting the living from boarded up farmhouses and broken down vehicles are included along with dozens of helpful diagrams outlining attack strategies such as the Ghoul Reach, the Flanking Zak, the Bite Hold, and the Aerial Fall for securing human prey and their all-important flesh and brains.
You are So Undead to Me
You are So Undead to Me - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook You are So Undead to Me write by Stacey Jay. This book was released on 2009. You are So Undead to Me available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Megan Berry, a Carol, Arkansas, high school student who can communicate with the Undead, must team up with her childhood friend Ethan to save homecoming from an army of flesh-hungry zombies.
It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Zombies
It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Zombies - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Zombies write by Michael P. Spradlin. This book was released on 2009-10-13. It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Zombies available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. The snow is falling, the holidays are approaching and…It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Zombies! This delightfully depraved book of classic Zombie Christmas carols by Michael P. Spradlin is guaranteed to spread Yuletide cheer to all those good boys and ghouls who devoured the monster New York Times bestsellers Pride and Prejudice and Zombies and World War Z, as well as fans of 28 Days Later and Shaun of the Dead. With an introduction by the inimitable Christopher Moore—bestselling author of Bloodsucking Fiends, You Suck, andthe classic “heartwarming tale of Christmas terror” The Stupidest Angel—It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Zombies is a great gift for stuffing into a Christmas stocking…provided you remove the bloody severed foot first!
Zombie in Love (enhanced eBook edition)
Zombie in Love (enhanced eBook edition) - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook Zombie in Love (enhanced eBook edition) write by Kelly DiPucchio. This book was released on 2012-02-07. Zombie in Love (enhanced eBook edition) available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Everyone’s favorite zombie romance picture book is now available as an enhanced eBook with animation and audio narration! Mortimer is looking for love. And he’s looking everywhere! He’s worked out at the gym (if only his arm wouldn't keep falling off). He’s tried ballroom dancing lessons (but the ladies found him to be a bit stiff). He’s even been on stalemate.com. How’s a guy supposed to find a ghoul? When it seems all hope has died, could the girl of Mortimer's dreams be just one horrifying shriek away?
Zombies for Zombies
Zombies for Zombies - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook Zombies for Zombies write by David Murphy. This book was released on 2009-10. Zombies for Zombies available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Zombies for Zombies leads readers by their cootie-covered hands and encourages each one to take the steps necessary to preserve his or her quality of life.
