That's What Friends Aren't For (Dear Dumb Diary #9) - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook That's What Friends Aren't For (Dear Dumb Diary #9) write by Jim Benton. This book was released on 2013-08-27. That's What Friends Aren't For (Dear Dumb Diary #9) available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Bestselling author Jamie Kelly is back with an all-new, all-funny diary! But she has no idea that anybody is reading it. So please, please, please don't tell her.Dear Dumb Diary,So now I'm friends with Angeline. This is automatic friendship, and I have to just accept it and make the best of things. See, if I objected, then Aunt Carol might divorce Angeline's uncle, sending both of them tumbling into a deep pit of depression for the rest of their lives, and Angeline could wind up feeling so guilty that she would have to go be locked up in an old dirty insane asylum for years and years, and Stinker's puppies could grow up not knowing both their parents --- and I couldn't live with myself for doing something like that to a puppy.
Me!
Me! - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook Me! write by Jim Benton. This book was released on 2011. Me! available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Jamie Kelly is back with an all-new diary involving Angeline, her "flawless" friend.
Never Do Anything, Ever (Dear Dumb Diary #4)
Never Do Anything, Ever (Dear Dumb Diary #4) - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook Never Do Anything, Ever (Dear Dumb Diary #4) write by Jim Benton. This book was released on 2013-08-27. Never Do Anything, Ever (Dear Dumb Diary #4) available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Read the hilarious, candid (and sometimes not-so-nice), diaries of Jamie Kelly, who promises that everything in her diary is true...or at least as true as it needs to be.Her best friend's a backstabber. Her worst enemy is a sweetheart. And her dog is just waiting for the right moment to seek his revenge. Why should Jamie even bother going to school? Why not? After a run-in with Mega-Popular Angeline, aka Pure Evil, Jamie reforms her selfish ways & becomes the decent human being she never thought she could be. But she quickly realizes that helping others kind of stinks. Is someone trying to thwart her attempts at irresistible inner beauty? Or will Jamie finally achieve the "I'm an angel" glow she knows will make Hudson Rivers fall madly in love w/ her?
Can Adults Become Human? (Dear Dumb Diary #5)
Can Adults Become Human? (Dear Dumb Diary #5) - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook Can Adults Become Human? (Dear Dumb Diary #5) write by Jim Benton. This book was released on 2013-08-27. Can Adults Become Human? (Dear Dumb Diary #5) available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Read the hilarious, candid (and sometimes not-so-nice), diaries of Jamie Kelly, who promises that everything in her diary is true...or at least as true as it needs to be.Dear Dumb Diary,My social studies teacher, Mr. VanDoy, never smiles. I know that's hard to believe, because everybody smiles about something, right?Isabella smiles when her brothers get in trouble. Angeline smiles when she thinks about how much prettier she is than, like, a waterfall or a unicorn. I smile when I think about a unicorn kicking Angeline over a waterfall. But Mr. VanDoy doesn't smile at all. I wonder if when you become an adult, you can lose your sense of humor the way you lose your teeth or hair or fashion sense.
Dumbness Is a Dish Best Served Cold
Dumbness Is a Dish Best Served Cold - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook Dumbness Is a Dish Best Served Cold write by Jim Benton. This book was released on 2016-06-28. Dumbness Is a Dish Best Served Cold available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Return to Mackerel Middle School with a special full-color extra-dumb diary from the New York Times–bestselling author! Life at Mackerel Middle School is as dumb as ever—but Jamie Kelly may have finally found the key to fame, fortune, and fabulousness. Together with Isabella and Angeline, she’s come up with a moneymaking idea, and it has to do with food. Everyone likes food! They’re going to be rich! The only problem? They have to come up with something that people actually want to eat. Jamie has some sophisticated thoughts on food, like, “She was manipulating us like dough. Like the sweet, delicious dough that we are. And she was baking us into the type of delicious cookies you can only get from dough like us. And she was putting sprinkles of us on top of us, and—forget it. I’m hungry. I want some cookies.” This is sure to go well. Praise for Jim Benton’s books “An amusing antic sensibility.” —Publishers Weekly “Preteens will be onboard immediately.” —Kirkus Reviews
