The 776 Even Stupider Things Ever Said - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook The 776 Even Stupider Things Ever Said write by Ross Petras. This book was released on 1994-05-07. The 776 Even Stupider Things Ever Said available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. For the many readers still laughing from The 776 Stupidest Things Ever Said, here are 776 even stupider quotes overheard around the world.
The Stupidest Things Ever Said by Politicians
The Stupidest Things Ever Said by Politicians - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook The Stupidest Things Ever Said by Politicians write by Ross Petras. This book was released on 1999. The Stupidest Things Ever Said by Politicians available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. ...A nonpartisan hall of shame featuring the idiotic utterances, ridiculous slogans, mixed metaphors, and lame excuses that have fallen from the mouths of our fearless leaders around the world, and from the present and past (because stupidity knows no age).
Unusually Stupid Celebrities
Unusually Stupid Celebrities - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook Unusually Stupid Celebrities write by Kathryn Petras. This book was released on 2009-04-22. Unusually Stupid Celebrities available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. The Greeks honored Zeus, the Romans revered Juno, but modern civilization worships a different sort of god: Celebrity. Face it, we follow the stars’ every move, fashion choice, and deliciously dishy affairs. Now Kathryn Petras and Ross Petras, authors of Unusually Stupid Americans, pull the demanding divas, screwball stars, and celebu-twits off their pedestals–and prove it doesn’t take a degree in rocket science to become famous. Cases in point: • Courtney Love misses an important court date relating to “possession of a controlled substance” because she can’t find a professional bodyguard at the last minute. • Mariah Carey’s entourage includes a skirt-from-touching-floor specialist, a towel hand-off person, and a professional drink holder/lifter. • Savvy traveler Paris Hilton concludes that all of Europe is, “like, French.” • Mensa candidate and rocker Tommy Lee is pretty sure that Winston Churchill was president during the Civil War, that the numeric equivalent of pi is “the two-equals-MC-squared thing,” and that an isosceles triangle is “somewhere in Bermuda.” Feuds, faith, family, money, sex, tantrums, travel–no star-studded stone is left unturned. Filled with jaw-dropping anecdotes, quirky quotes, and special stupid-celebrity awards, Unusually Stupid Celebrities provides a red-faced glimpse of the red carpet.
The 176 Stupidest Things Ever Done
The 176 Stupidest Things Ever Done - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook The 176 Stupidest Things Ever Done write by Ross Petras. This book was released on 2011-11-09. The 176 Stupidest Things Ever Done available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. *Too lazy to drive to his girlfriend's house, a man ties helium balloons to a lawn chair--and ends up at 15,000 feet, closing the L. A. airport. *A Chinese contraception program causes the birth rate to rise when men are discovered taking birth control pills and unrolling condoms over their fingers--exactly as shown in the training film. *A gang of Norwegian thieves carefully uses explosives to open a safe--only to find the safe is filled with dynamite. . . In the national bestseller The 776 Stupidest Things Ever Said--over 200,000 copies in print--Ross and Kathryn Petras immortalized idiotic utterances by public figures and average citizens alike. But what about the doers out there, the people who didn't stop at speaking, but went right out and did something stupid instead? It's time to give credit where credit is due. The 176 Stupidest Things Ever Done is a hilarious collection of inane incidents, senseless stunts, farcical feats, and utterly asinine activities from throughout history, and around the globe. From Sam Goldwyn to Walter Mondale, Albert Einstein to Fabio, the board of General Motors to British Parliament, this comic compendium chronicles the stupidest acts, ideas, decisions, inventions, songs, and ad campaigns that the mind of modern man has been able to devise. The 176 Stupidest Things Ever Done is a non-stop barrage of belly laughs, conclusive proof that actions speak louder--and funnier--than words.
Stupid Movie Lines
Stupid Movie Lines - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook Stupid Movie Lines write by Kathryn Petras. This book was released on 2011-07-06. Stupid Movie Lines available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. The creme de la crud of screen history "War! War! That's all you think of, Dick Plantagenet! You burner! You pillager!" --Virginia Mayo as Lady Edith to George Sanders in King Richard and the Crusaders (1954) "Visits? That would indicate visitors." --Army captain learning of alien visits in Plan 9 from Outer Space (1959) "When I'm sitting here with you, I don't even think about the slime people." --Hero to heroine in The Slime People (1962) "Suck the coffin mushroom now." --The Ultimate Vampire (1991) "This is bad." --Leonardo DiCaprio as the you-know-what hits the you-know-what in Titanic (1997)
