Git-R-Done - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook Git-R-Done write by Larry the Cable Guy. This book was released on 2006-06-06. Git-R-Done available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Chock-Full of Straight Talk About America. . . And Some Jokes, Too! Larry the Cable Guy on . . . NASCAR: It’s a lotta good old-fashioned fun started by a buncha moonshiners. Just seein’ all the ZZ Top–lookin’ folks drinkin’ beer, havin’ a good time, and not givin’ a darn is awesome. And that’s just the women! Dieting: I once went on the “liquid diet.” I was supposed to drink nothin’ but liquids for a week. But I got so drunk and sick of that Jim Beam and Coke, I’ll never drink it again. Why his catchphrase “git-r-done” is better than other catchphrases: Ya can’t be at a ball game with two outs in the ninth inning and yell to the pitcher “Bounty is the quicker picker-upper!!” It makes no sense. But you could yell “Git-r-done” and everyone would know what you meant. The red state–blue state divide: Is Dr. Seuss runnin’ the government? Larry’s mom on Larry’s book: “There’s really not much I can say here except for I apologize to everyone ahead of time for the crap you are about to read.” —Larry’s mom Also available as an eBook.
The Adventures of a Real-Life Cable Guy
The Adventures of a Real-Life Cable Guy - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook The Adventures of a Real-Life Cable Guy write by Dan Armstrong. This book was released on 2015-02-05. The Adventures of a Real-Life Cable Guy available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Growing up, author Dan Armstrong dreamed of becoming an FBI agent or a police officer. He hadn't considered working as a cable guy. He didn't know it was a profession. But when he was twenty years old, Armstrong began working for his local cable television company and hasn't looked back. In The Adventures of a Real-Life Cable Guy, Armstrong recounts his experiences with dozens of characters, stories gathered during his thirty-year career-from the hilarious and the horrifying to the happy and the heartbreaking. He's serviced a million-dollar mansion and a five-hundred dollar trailer on the same day. He's been in homes where the cats outnumbered the humans. He's saved a man's life. And he was the last to see someone alive. Praise for The Adventures of a Real-Life Cable Guy "It's always fun to read the insights into other worlds where we will never travel. Reading The Adventures of a Real-Life Cable Guy is a great collection of humorous and fun stories ..." -Ron White, Two-Time USA Memory Champion
Fields of Grace
Fields of Grace - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook Fields of Grace write by Cara Whitney. This book was released on 2021-06-01. Fields of Grace available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. From her horse farm in Nebraska, Cara Whitney--wife of Dan Whitney (aka "Larry the Cable Guy")--shares down-to-earth stories about how ordinary people can share their faith in extraordinary ways. In the midst of uncertain and sometimes frightening times, sharing God's love with others gives us hope and purpose. With her humorous and often touching stories--many featuring horses, cows, and rascally dogs--Cara Whitney delightfully reminds us that it's always a good time to share the love of Jesus with your neighbor. In Fields of Grace, Cara passes on lessons from her amazing animal teachers, such as . . . What a barnyard horse brawl shows us about how God uses us in our weaknesses How caring for baby calves teaches us the value of letting go Why a carriage-pulling pack horse motivates us to be our best selves How a dance class inspires us to embrace our identity in Christ What a floppy-eared dog tells us about loving our neighbor With Scripture verses, beautiful photography from the American heartland, and a ribbon marker for finding your place, Fields of Grace is a gorgeous gift for: Readers of Cara's previous book, Unbridled Faith Fans of Larry the Cable Guy Anyone fascinated by the "simpler life" of farming in rural America Animal lovers and photography lovers Spiritual seekers interested in a gentle approach to learning more about God These charming yet powerful stories encourage us to care for others as we grow in our own spiritual journeys. No matter what times we live in, the love of Christ can transform lives--and help each of us to draw closer to Him.
Beware of the Cable Guy
Beware of the Cable Guy - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook Beware of the Cable Guy write by Jeff Kaye. This book was released on 2008-11. Beware of the Cable Guy available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle.
A Thread Across the Ocean
A Thread Across the Ocean - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook A Thread Across the Ocean write by John Steele Gordon. This book was released on 2002-06-01. A Thread Across the Ocean available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Describes the successful laying of a cable across the Atlantic Ocean in 1866, exploring the physical, financial, and technological challenges of the project and assessing the impact of the cable on the course of twentieth-century history.
