The Complete Book of Farts - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook The Complete Book of Farts write by Alec Bromcie. This book was released on 2011-10-13. The Complete Book of Farts available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. From the publisher of the bestselling "Gross" series comes our grossest book yet! flat•u•lence (flach-u-lens) n. Female: an embarrassing by-product of digestion Male: an endless source of entertainment, self-expression, and male bonding Since the dawn of time, farting has been with us in all its rich and varied guises. Every nation in the world has developed its own ripe and extensive vocabulary to express the function of farting. Qui a pété? (Who's farted?) the French would ask, while the Chinese have to Fon Pei Ha, the Germans furzen, and the Swedes to fisa. Farting is a universal fascination, and every generation of boys and young men seem to revel in all things farting. For everyone fascinated with farts (and you know who you are!) comes The Complete Book of Farts. Filled with hilarious, real-life experiences and stories (and a lot of nitrogen, oxygen, carbon dioxide, hydrogen, and methane), this is the perfect companion for all those who fart, and those who don't (or won't admit it). Now, in a single volume, readers will discover: history's greatest farters; recipes for fantastic farts; farting etiquette; farting vocabulary for world travelers; funniest farting jokes, limericks, and quips; true farting confessions; and much more! No other book on farting gives us as much information and hilarity as this year's best gift for every boy (of all ages!) in your life. While there might be other farting-book imitators, only The Complete Book of Farts is the ultimate guide to all things gaseous!
Farley Farts
Farley Farts - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook Farley Farts write by Birte Müller. This book was released on 2024-03-05. Farley Farts available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Everyone’s favorite tushy-tooting frog is back! A humorous story for silly kids who erupt in laughter at the word FART! Farley the frog has a problem—he can’t stop farting. While his sister thinks it’s funny, his parents and his teacher are not amused. The doctor says it’s only gas and it will pass. The trouble is, it does! Comic pictures and a tongue-in-cheek text relate how Farley and his family learn that it’s better to fart and bear the shame than not to fart and bear the pain!
No One Likes a Fart
No One Likes a Fart - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook No One Likes a Fart write by Zoe Foster Blake. This book was released on 2020-01-14. No One Likes a Fart available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Fart is desperate to make friends and have fun. But no one likes a fart -- not even a fart with a heart. With plenty of laughs and even more heart, this delightful picture book shows that even the smelliest among us can find a friend in this world. It's hard out there for a fart. Too smelly. Too embarassing. Too gross. Striking the perfect balance of gross-out humor, wit, and heart, this beautifully illustrated picture book delivers a message of accepting yourself and finding a friend who loves you just the way you are.
The Big Book of Farts
The Big Book of Farts - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook The Big Book of Farts write by James Carlisle. This book was released on 2016-11-21. The Big Book of Farts available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. This wonderfully quirky, laugh out loud book is the PERFECT GIFT for FART lovers of all ages.
Harvey The Heart Had Too Many Farts
Harvey The Heart Had Too Many Farts - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook Harvey The Heart Had Too Many Farts write by Jane Bexley. This book was released on 2020-11-24. Harvey The Heart Had Too Many Farts available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Great Valentine's Day gift! Poor Harvey, he's just a little heart with too many farts and it's driving away his friends! Will he ever find someone who can love him the way he is? Get ready to giggle your way through this rhyming tale of silly toot situations and friendship. This book is appropriate for ALL AGES who don't mind silly toot humor (that is not overly gross). Words used include: toot, fart, gas, booty, and bum. Grab this new release in time for Valentines Day! 8.5" x 8.5" Premium glossy cover Hilarious and heart-felt story told through tooting Full color, professional illustrations An easy quick gift for kids (and kids at heart)
