The Devious Book for Cats - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook The Devious Book for Cats write by Joe Garden. This book was released on 2008-10-28. The Devious Book for Cats available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Cats have nine lives. Shouldn’t they be lived to the fullest? “Domesticated” does not mean “docile.” The ho-hum routine of sleep, eat, eat, and sleep is no way for any creature who ruled Egypt for a millennium to spend her day. It’s high time felines everywhere woke up from their cat naps and grabbed life’s strings with both paws. The Devious Book for Cats offers today’s discerning kitties words of wisdom and advice on everything they need to know, from in-depth guides on cardboard boxes and catnip to a brief history of the Felinism movement. It provides fail-safe tips on waking a human when you want to get fed, choosing the purr-fect gift, staring like a pro, and making the most of superstitions. It also explains the undeniable allure of the Window, the terrifying specter of the Vacuum, and how you can groom properly in just the scant twenty-four hours allotted each day. Cats: Discover the devious fun you can have when you’re the one in charge!
The Daring Book for Dogs
The Daring Book for Dogs - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook The Daring Book for Dogs write by Joe Garden. This book was released on 2007. The Daring Book for Dogs available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. It's time to jump out of the handbag and take control of the lead. From the same kennel as The Dangerous Book for Boys, this hilarious doggy equivalent barks one simple question: What's happened to us?! Designer dog beds? Organic gluten free gourmet doggie biscuits? Spa treatments? Everyone likes to be pampered now and then - but isn't there more to being a dog than wearing a mini cashmere sweater and riding around in a Louis Vuitton handbag? What about the simple pleasures of life - feeling the wind in your fur, digging up the grass beneath your paws, smelling another dog's bottom? Isn't that part of the great joy of being a dog? This book is for good dogs, bad dogs, and the millions of people who love them, either way, but owners will no doubt recognize their own lovable pets, and maybe themselves, in these pages. After all, so many people talk to their dogs, they might as well read to them, and learn a little something in the process. Chapters include: Foul Smells Every Dog Should Roll In, What's Edible?, How to Bury a Bone, Building a Bed out of Laundry, Escaping the Lead, Dogs in Literature, Courageous Dogs in History, Formal Rules of Fetch, Enhancing Your Walk and Amazing Bath Time Escapes. The Dangerous Book for Boys tapped into a male desire to recapture a back-to-basics sense of fun. Now, a boy's sense of fun is perfectly fine, but a dog's sense of fun is hilarious. Leg-humping, bottom-sniffing and tail-chasing - these are not just the bedrock of dog life; they are the bedrock of comedy.
How to Be a Cat
How to Be a Cat - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook How to Be a Cat write by Lisa Swerling. This book was released on 2016-09-20. How to Be a Cat available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. “Hilarious . . . If you’ve ever woken up with a cat staring right at you, or been joined on bathroom breaks by your feline friend, then you’ll understand.” —Awesome Inventions From the creative duo behind the bestselling Me Without You and Happiness Is . . . comes How to Be a Cat, a lighthearted illustrated guide to living life as a feline. Distinctive artwork and quirky captions confirm what we already know: cats actually rule the household. Ranging from simple truisms (“Look cute enough to attract cuddles”) to perceptive observations (“Consider life a never-ending belly rub”), this charming book is a must-have gift for anyone who shares their life with a feline friend (or vice versa). “It lists many of the intricate behaviors that distinguish a real cat from what I assume are cheap cat knock-offs (like ‘kat’ or ‘cot’). Do you lick your humans at 3am? Do you ask for attention, then wriggle away once they pick you up? Then you’re well on the way of being a real, certified cat.” —deMilked “An easy to follow ‘how to guide’ available for anyone dreaming of being a kitty cat instead of a real-world adult, or kid.” —Earth Porm
Metropolitan Cats
Metropolitan Cats - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook Metropolitan Cats write by John P. O'Neill. This book was released on 1981. Metropolitan Cats available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle.
How to Wash a Cat
How to Wash a Cat - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook How to Wash a Cat write by Rebecca M. Hale. This book was released on 2012. How to Wash a Cat available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. A deceased uncle and a surprising inheritance propel a woman and her two very curious cats into the mystery surrounding his death, in this first title of an adorable new series. Original.
