The Fart Heard Round the World - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook The Fart Heard Round the World write by Ricky Mintz. This book was released on 2018-02-12. The Fart Heard Round the World available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. You're about to enter, the world of gross. We tackle some subjects, short, and in depth. From boogers to dandruff, to zits and bad breath, Canker sores, ear wax, I'll give you the scoop About vomiting, and warts, and what's inside your poop Laryngitis, toe jam, even lice and pee You will say, "all of this, can happen to ME?"
Blame It on the Dog
Blame It on the Dog - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook Blame It on the Dog write by Jim Dawson. This book was released on 2011-03-30. Blame It on the Dog available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Did you know that James Joyce liked to smell his wife's farts? That some fish communicate by expelling gas? Or that the Pentagon is developing weapons of mass olfactory destruction (WMOD)? That's just a whiff of what's in store in this breathtaking follow-up to the best-selling fart history, WHO CUT THE CHEESE? In BLAME IT ON THE DOG, eminent fartologist Jim Dawson sniffs out the latest and greatest new items of the past century, from flatulent robot dogs and fart fetishists to poot-proof underwear and anti-stink pills. In fifty breezy chapters, he spills the beans about scientific (wind)breakthroughs, celebrity butt rumblings, and real-life fartistes like Flatulina Fontanelle Boutier, cyberspace entertainer the Queen of Farts, and Mr. Methane, England's Prince of Poots. Plumbing the nether regions of politics, pop culture, and the (f)arts, this stinker of a bathroom book will leave you gasping for air.
Zero
Zero - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook Zero write by Ignácio de Loyola Brandão. This book was released on 2004. Zero available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. José and Rosa meet with the help of the Happy Heart Marriage Agency. Buying a house becomes the focus of their marriage. To get the money for a house, José becomes a robber, sniper, and political subversive, all the while exposing the absurdity of the repressive political regime in which he lives.
The Fart Tootorial
The Fart Tootorial - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook The Fart Tootorial write by Dan DiSorbo. This book was released on 2013-03-19. The Fart Tootorial available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Joke book about farts, offering information on just what a fart is and how to perform certain humorous moves in association with one's farts.
Don't You Wish
Don't You Wish - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook Don't You Wish write by Roxanne St. Claire. This book was released on 2013-07-09. Don't You Wish available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Alternate universes exist! Perfect for moviegoers who loved 17 Again, Sliding Doors, and The Family Man, as well as the novel Before I Fall. When plain and unpopular Annie Nutter gets zapped by one of her dad's whacked-out inventions, she lands in a parallel universe where her life becomes picture-perfect. Now she's Ayla Monroe, daughter of the same mother but a different father—and she's the gorgeous, rich queen bee of her high school. In this universe, Ayla lives in glitzy Miami instead of dreary Pittsburgh and has beaucoup bucks, courtesy of her billionaire—if usually absent—father. Her friends hit the clubs, party backstage at concerts, and take risks that are exhilirating . . . and illegal. Here she's got a date to lose her V-card with the hottest guy she's ever seen. But on the insde, Ayla is still Annie. So when she's offered the chance to leave the dream life and head home to Pittsburgh, will she take it? The choice isn't as simple as you think.
