The Germ Freak's Guide to Outwitting Colds and Flu - Mass Market Edition - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook The Germ Freak's Guide to Outwitting Colds and Flu - Mass Market Edition write by Allison Janse. This book was released on 2005-11-03. The Germ Freak's Guide to Outwitting Colds and Flu - Mass Market Edition available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Just in time for cold and flu season comes this fun, funny and imminently practical guide to the fine art of germ avoidance. Admit it, you either are one or you know one: a person who prefers the scent of Purell to perfume, hates public restroom toilets and pushes elevator buttons with their elbow. In a word (well, two), a Germ Freak. Well guess whattheyre right! In the bestselling tradition of the The Paranoid's Pocket Guide and The Worst Case Scenario Handbook, Allison Jansea committed Germ Freakgives readers the lowdown on how to avoid the common cold and survive flu season with your health and sanity intact. This is the practical information your doctor wont give you (they always say not to worry and may be giving you the latest bug by not washing their hands when they examine you!), but which youre almost literally dying to know, such as: How clean is my office desk? (In terms of germs, its better to eat off a toilet seat) Do I have to shake that snotty persons hand? (The new etiquette says no) Are my hygiene products killing me? (No, but some increase your risk of illness) How do I get out of a public restroom without contamination? (Heres a five-step plan) What is the best way to wash my hands? (You have two detailed options) Am I the only germ freak in America? (Dont worry, 48% of women either use the toilet guard or make their own) Why didnt anyone tell me about The New Respiratory Etiquette? (Yes, its real, and its specifically designed for Germ Freaks just like you) Germ Freaks unite! This book will help unenlightened germspreaders get a clueor at least a HandiWipeand prove to the world that, in the end, its far better to be safe than sorry. Are You a Germfreak? Some Ways to Tell Your exit strategy from a public bathroom rivals an NFL playbook Your family and friends think Purell is your scent You check elevator riders for anyone who is sniffling and opt for the stairs even though you're going to the Penthouse You turn all public bathroom faucets with a piece of tissue You avoid buffets that dont have 10-foot-high GermGuard barriers You think BYOB means bring your own bathroom hand towels You only go to afternoon (or really bad) movies because theyre less crowded If you answered yes to any one of these questions, you're on your way to becoming a Germ freak. If you answered yes to two or more, congratulations, you're a full-fledged freak.
Encyclopedia Paranoiaca
Encyclopedia Paranoiaca - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook Encyclopedia Paranoiaca write by Henry Beard. This book was released on 2012-11-20. Encyclopedia Paranoiaca available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. IGNORE THIS BOOK AT YOUR PERIL! Did you know that carrots cause blindness and bananas are radioactive? That too many candlelight dinners can cause cancer? And not only is bottled water a veritable petri dish of biohazards (so is tap water, by the way) but riding a bicycle might destroy your sex life? In Encyclopedia Paranoiaca, master satirists Henry Beard and Christopher Cerf have assembled an authoritative, disturbingly comprehensive, and utterly debilitating inventory of things poised to harm, maim, or kill you—all of them based on actual research about the perils of everyday life. Painstakingly alphabetized, cross-referenced, and thoroughly sourced for easy reference, this book just might save your life. (Apologies in advance if it doesn’t.) Beard and Cerf cite convincing evidence that everyday things we consider healthy—eating leafy greens, flossing, washing our hands—are actually harmful, and items we thought were innocuous— drinking straws, flip-flops, neckties, skinny jeans— pose life-threatening dangers. Did you know that nearly ten thousand people are sent to the emergency room each year because of escalator accidents, and, despite what you’ve heard, farmers’ markets may actually be less safe than grocery stores? And if you’re crossing your legs right now, you’re definitely at serious risk. Hilarious, insightful, and, at times, downright terrifying, Encyclopedia Paranoiaca brings to light a whole host of hidden threats and looming dooms that make asteroid impacts, planetary pandemics, and global warming look like a walk in the park (which is also emphatically not recommended). *** The Definitive Compendium of Things You Absolutely, Positively Must Not Eat, Drink, Wear, Take, Grow, Make, Buy, Use, Do, Permit, Believe, or Let Yourself Be Exposed to, Including an Awful Lot of Toxic, Lethal, Horrible Stuff That You Thought Was Safe, Good, or Healthy; All Sorts of Really Bad People Who Are Out to Get, Cheat, Steal from, or Otherwise Take Advantage of You; and a Whole Host of Existential Threats and Looming Dooms That Make Global Warming, Giant Meteors, and Planetary Pandemics Look Like a Walk in the Park (with Its High Risk of Skin Cancer, Broken Bones, Bee Stings, Allergic Seizures, Animal Attacks, Criminal Assaults, and Lightning Strikes)
2008 Writer's Market Deluxe Edition
2008 Writer's Market Deluxe Edition - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook 2008 Writer's Market Deluxe Edition write by Robert Brewer. This book was released on 2007-07-06. 2008 Writer's Market Deluxe Edition available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle.
The Germ Freak's Guide to Outwitting Colds and Flu
The Germ Freak's Guide to Outwitting Colds and Flu - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook The Germ Freak's Guide to Outwitting Colds and Flu write by Allison Janse. This book was released on 2005-09-15. The Germ Freak's Guide to Outwitting Colds and Flu available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Admit it, you either are one or you know one: a person who prefers the scent of Purell to perfume, hates public restroom toilets and pushes elevator buttons with their elbow. In a word (well, two), a “Germ Freak.” Well guess what—they’re right! In the bestselling tradition of the The Paranoid's Pocket Guide and The Worst Case Scenario Handbook, Allison Janse—a committed Germ Freak—gives readers the lowdown on how to avoid the common cold and survive flu season with your health and sanity intact. This is the practical information your doctor won’t give you (they always say not to worry and may be giving you the latest bug by not washing their hands when they examine you!), but which you’re almost literally dying to know, such as: - How clean is my office desk? (In terms of germs, it’s better to eat off a toilet seat) - Do I have to shake that snotty person’s hand? (The new etiquette says no) - Are my hygiene products killing me? (No, but some increase your risk of illness) - How do I get out of a public restroom without contamination? (Here’s a five-step plan) - What is the best way to wash my hands? (You have two detailed options) - Am I the only germ freak in America? (Don’t worry, 48% of women either use the toilet guard or make their own) - Why didn’t anyone tell me about The New Respiratory Etiquette? (Yes, it’s real,and it’s specifically designed for Germ Freaks just like you) Germ Freaks unite! This book will help unenlightened germspreaders get a clue…or at least a HandiWipe…and prove to the world that, in the end, it’s far better to be safe than sorry. QUIZ: Are You a Germfreak? Some Ways to Tell * Your exit strategy from a public bathroom rivals an NFL playbook * Your family and friends think Purell is your scent * You check elevator riders for anyone who is sniffling and opt for the stairs— even though you're going to the Penthouse * You turn all public bathroom faucets with a piece of tissue * You avoid buffets that don’t have 10-foot-high GermGuard barriers * You think BYOB means bring your own bathroom hand towels * You only go to afternoon (or really bad) movies because they’re less crowded If you answered yes to any one of these questions, you're on your way to becoming a Germ freak. If you answered yes to two or more, congratulations, you're a full-fledged freak.
2007 Writer's Market
2007 Writer's Market - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook 2007 Writer's Market write by Robert Brewer. This book was released on 2006-08-01. 2007 Writer's Market available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle.
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