The Government Manual for New Pirates - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook The Government Manual for New Pirates write by Matthew David Brozik. This book was released on 2009-01-01. The Government Manual for New Pirates available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. There be no callin' 'dibs' in piratin'. Booty be divided among the crew, from the lowest deckswabber to the highest masthand. So says the Pirate Code." --Calico Jack Rackham, king of the pirates * Enjoy a witty mock-official handbook for potential pirates and plunderers. Matthew David Brozik and Jacob Sager Weinstein continue to spoof those uber-utilitarian survival and how-to guides by offering this pithy pirating primer for budding buccaneers. This treasure trove of Pirate Code imparts wisdom on eye patches and tricorner hats, talking the talk, walking the walk (down the plank, that is), appropriate ship names, dueling, avoiding cursed treasure, and much more.
The Government Manual for New Pirates
The Government Manual for New Pirates - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook The Government Manual for New Pirates write by . This book was released on 2009. The Government Manual for New Pirates available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. There be no callin' 'dibs' in piratin.' Booty be divided among the crew, from the lowest deckswabber to the highest masthand. So says the Pirate Code." —Calico Jack Rackham, king of the pirates Enjoy a witty mock-official handbook for potential pirates and plunderers. Matthew David Brozik and Jacob Sager Weinstein continue to spoof those uber-utilitarian survival and how-to guides by offering this pithy pirating primer for budding buccaneers. This treasure trove of Pirate Code imparts wisdom on eye patches and tricorner hats, talking the talk, walking the walk (down the plank, that is), appropriate ship names, dueling, avoiding cursed treasure and much more.
How Not to Kill Your Baby
How Not to Kill Your Baby - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook How Not to Kill Your Baby write by Jacob Sager Weinstein. This book was released on 2012-03-20. How Not to Kill Your Baby available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. This tongue-in-cheek parenting book is a hilarious parody of every fear-mongering, crazy-making pregnancy and parenting manual parents have ever cringed over.
The Government Manual for New Wizards
The Government Manual for New Wizards - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook The Government Manual for New Wizards write by Matthew David Brozik. This book was released on 2009-01-01. The Government Manual for New Wizards available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. The comedic duo behind The Government Manual for New Superheroes is back, and this time they've brought their magic wands and enchanted artifacts. The Government Manual for New Wizards is a hilarious, mock-official handbook for wannabe witches and warlocks who need advice on recognizing the onset of wizardolescence, understanding the laws of magic (and the magic of laws), choosing (or being chosen by) the right magical items and enchanted artifacts, dealing with the dead (grateful and otherwise), successfully hosting magical exhibitions, and the proper care and feeding of magical creatures. Wands, charms, cloaks of invisibility, shoes of stealth (or sneakers), and other otherworldly accoutrements--it's all here, discussed tongue-in-cheek but with the utmost Governmental authority. This entertaining guide offers such sage advice as: * A demon is just as afraid of you as you are of it--provided, of course, that you are eight feet tall, composed of living fire, and capable of destroying a small village with a single angry thought. Otherwise, it doesn't find you frightening at all. * When selecting educational programs, do not be tempted by solicitations from wizardry parchment mills. A so-called degree from such a place is not worth the scroll on which it appears to be inscribed. The ink will disappear not long after the school itself does. The Government Manual for New Wizards is a sidesplitting spoof of all things wizard-y.
The Government Manual for New Superheroes
The Government Manual for New Superheroes - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook The Government Manual for New Superheroes write by Matthew David Brozik. This book was released on 2009-01-01. The Government Manual for New Superheroes available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. The government provides manuals for new home-owners and new motor vehicle operators, but what's a new superhero to do? Ka-POW! The Government Manual for New Superheroes rushes in to save the day! The Government Manual for New Superheroes is a hilarious, mock-official handbook that offers thorough, accessible, and completely zany advice for anyone who has always dreamed of donning a skintight spandex uniform and leaping across the rooftops of their cities. Going well beyond tights and capes, this manual provides insight into choosing a name, constructing a costume, choosing the right supertools of the supertrade, establishing a base of operations, maintaining a secret identity, taking or becoming a sidekick, joining a superheroic team, and even finding that special someone who gives meaning to a superhero's life--a nemesis. Extra features include a roster of superhero unions, a registration application, several useful charts and tips, and even a list of other government-sponsored periodicals for further reading. Destined to become a cult classic, The Government Manual for New Superheroes is an essential guide for every aspiring superhero.
