The Ha Ha Bonk Book - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook The Ha Ha Bonk Book write by Janet Ahlberg. This book was released on 1982-03-25. The Ha Ha Bonk Book available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Laughter guaranteed with The Ha Ha Bonk Book by Janet and Allan Ahlberg - jam-packed with brilliant jokes to tell your dad, your mum, your baby brother, your teacher and anybody else you can think of, such as: What goes ha ha bonk? A man laughing his head off. and What goes 99 bonk? A centipede with a wooden leg and What goes putt, putt, putt, putt, putt, putt, putt, putt? A bad golfer and lots more besides! This is an all-time classic favourite joke book for all the family to enjoy. Allan Ahlberg - a former teacher, postman, plumber's mate and gravedigger - is in the super-league of children's writers with sales exceeding 17 million and library borrowings of 13 million. In collaboration with his late wife, Janet, he has published many enduring titles, among them Each Peach Pear Plum, Peepo!, Burglar Bill and The Jolly Postman. In addition he has written novels, collections of stories, sets of easy-readers and joke books.
Woof!
Woof! - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook Woof! write by Allan Ahlberg. This book was released on 2005-03-03. Woof! available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. He felt a curious tingling in his hands and feet. He felt his nose becoming cold and wet, his ears becoming flappy. The thought in his mind was: 'I'm turning into a dog!' Eric is a perfectly ordinary boy. Perfectly ordinary that is, until the night when, in fifteen seconds flat, he turns into a dog! Eric and his best friend are determined to sniff out the truth - what makes an ordinary boy go 'woof'?
Burglar Bill
Burglar Bill - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook Burglar Bill write by Allan Ahlberg. This book was released on 2012-05-28. Burglar Bill available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Everything in Burglar Bill's life is stolen, from the toast, marmalade and coffee he has for breakfast to the bed he sleeps in. One night when he is out burgling, he comes across a box with holes in the lid on a doorstep. He picks it up of course and when he gets home he discovers, to his horror, that he has stolen a baby. He and the baby muddle along together until one night he is disturbed by a burglar - Burglar Betty. She is the mother of Burglar Bill's baby. Bill and Betty decide to reform and live honest lives; they return all the stolen goods, get married and live happily ever after!
Hungry
Hungry - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook Hungry write by H. A. Swain. This book was released on 2014-06-03. Hungry available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. For fans of The Giver, a futuristic thriller with a diverse cast. In Thalia's world, there is no more food and no need for food, as everyone takes medication to ward off hunger. Her parents both work for the company that developed the drugs society consumes to quell any food cravings, and they live a life of privilege as a result. When Thalia meets a boy who is part of an underground movement to bring food back, she realizes that there is an entire world outside her own. She also starts to feel hunger, and so does the boy. Are the meds no longer working? Together, they set out to find the only thing that will quell their hunger: real food. It's a journey that will change everything Thalia thought she knew. But can a "privy" like her ever truly be part of a revolution?
