The Last Girlfriend on Earth - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook The Last Girlfriend on Earth write by Simon Rich. This book was released on 2014-07. The Last Girlfriend on Earth available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. A collection of humorous short stories about love and romance, including the tale of a besotted Sherlock Holmes ignoring all the clues that his girlfriend's been cheating on him.
Ant Farm
Ant Farm - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook Ant Farm write by Simon Rich. This book was released on 2009-11-11. Ant Farm available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. In Ant Farm, former Harvard Lampoon president Simon Rich finds humor in some very surprising places. Armed with a sharp eye for the absurd and an overwhelming sense of doom, Rich explores the ridiculousness of our everyday lives. The world, he concludes, is a hopelessly terrifying place–with endless comic potential. –If your girlfriend gives you some “love coupons” and then breaks up with you, are the coupons still valid? –What kind of performance pressure does an endangered male panda feel when his captors bring the last remaining female panda to his cage? –If murderers can get into heaven by accepting Jesus, just how awkward is it when they run into their victims? Join Simon Rich as he explores the extraordinary and hilarious desperation that resides in ordinary life, from cradle to grave. "Hilarious." –Jon Stewart
Life as We Knew it
Life as We Knew it - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook Life as We Knew it write by Susan Beth Pfeffer. This book was released on 2008. Life as We Knew it available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. I guess I always felt even if the world came to an end, McDonald's still would be open. High school sophomore Miranda's disbelief turns to fear in a split second when an asteroid knocks the moon closer to Earth, like "one marble hits another." The result is catastrophic. How can her family prepare for the future when worldwide tsunamis are wiping out the coasts, earthquakes are rocking the continents, and volcanic ash is blocking out the sun? As August turns dark and wintery in northeastern Pennsylvania, Miranda, her two brothers, and their mother retreat to the unexpected safe haven of their sunroom, where they subsist on stockpiled food and limited water in the warmth of a wood-burning stove. Told in a year's worth of journal entries, this heart-pounding story chronicles Miranda's struggle to hold on to the most important resource of all--hope--in an increasingly desperate and unfamiliar world. An extraordinary series debut Susan Beth Pfeffer has written several companion novels to Life As We Knew It, including The Dead and the Gone, This World We Live In, and The Shade of the Moon.
The Last Boy and Girl in the World
The Last Boy and Girl in the World - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook The Last Boy and Girl in the World write by Siobhan Vivian. This book was released on 2016-04-26. The Last Boy and Girl in the World available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. If her town is to be evacuated due to flooding, high school senior and class clown Keeley wants to cheer up her friends and pursue her big crush.
New Teeth
New Teeth - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook New Teeth write by Simon Rich. This book was released on 2021-07-27. New Teeth available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Laugh till you cry in this new collection of stories from the award-winning “Serena Williams of humor writing” (New York Times Book Review) about raising babies and trying not to be one. Called a “comedic Godsend” by Conan O’Brien and “the Stephen King of comedy writing” by John Mulaney, Simon Rich is back with New Teeth, his funniest and most personal collection yet. Two murderous pirates find a child stowaway on board and attempt to balance pillaging with co-parenting. A woman raised by wolves prepares for her parents’ annual Thanksgiving visit. An aging mutant superhero is forced to learn humility when the mayor kicks him upstairs to a desk job. And in the hard-boiled caper “The Big Nap,” a weary two-year-old detective struggles to make sense of “a world gone mad.” Equal parts silly and sincere, New Teeth is an ode to growing up, growing older, and what it means to make a family.
