War - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook War write by Matt T. Berry. This book was released on 2021-08-17. War available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Alex has never beaten his older brother Greg at anything. Not even once! Now fully armed with their new water pistols and sent into the backyard, will Alex be able to finally defeat Greg in an ultimate battle to drench the other? This is not a fun game, this is not quality family time, this is WAR! Join Alex as he battles not only his brother, but his own misfortune as things go from bad to worse in this crazy, ridiculous and hilarious story.
Cut & Run: The Misadventures of Alex Perez
Cut & Run: The Misadventures of Alex Perez - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook Cut & Run: The Misadventures of Alex Perez write by Alberto Arcia. This book was released on 2009-09-30. Cut & Run: The Misadventures of Alex Perez available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Alex Perez is an aspiring writer living with his girlfriend Ramona, who feeds him, washes and irons his clothes, and gives him nice and useful gifts. All that is expected of him in return is to satisfy her unquenchable sexual urges. Her mother Charlene is paying RamonaÍs bills until she graduates from college, and she thinks Alex is a free loader. HeÍs horrified when Charlene gives him an ultimatum: ñYou either marry her or I wonÍt put out another dime.î Quick thinker that he is, Alex negotiates a dowry: CharleneÍs Mercedes Benz convertible and an all-expense-paid road trip to Panama so he can marry Ramona in the presence of his beloved mother. Soon the deal is sealed and Alex finds himself headed down the Pan American Highway with his fianc?e andmuch to his dismayhis future mother-in-law. Armed with maps and an assortment of emergency rations, Alex is determined to postpone their arrival in Panama and his impending nuptials. The unlikely trio has just crossed the border when two Mexican street urchins, Junior (Jaime Buffet, Jr.) and his brother Raul, join the group. And before they know it, AlexÍs delaying tactics lead the motley crew into a series of dodgy and often perilous situations frequently involving pistol-waving bandits and corrupt government officials. But itÍs their efforts to free CharleneÍs lovera defrocked Guatemalan priestfrom jail that leads to an even more twisted turn of events! Their travels through Mexico, Belize and Guatemala introduce them to a slew of colorful characters, including a drunken boat captain and his blind first mate, and a Guatemalan police officer, who owns several whorehouses. Featuring a roguish protagonist with a distinct, humorous voice, Cut & Run: The Misadventures of Alex Perez is a satirical take on the clash of cultures between north and south of the U.S. border.
Birthday: Book #3 in The Mis-Adventures of Alex series
Birthday: Book #3 in The Mis-Adventures of Alex series - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook Birthday: Book #3 in The Mis-Adventures of Alex series write by Matt T. Berry. This book was released on 2021-08-18. Birthday: Book #3 in The Mis-Adventures of Alex series available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Surprise! It is Alex’s mum’s birthday, and he is helping his Dad and older brother Greg to organising a surprise party. Streamers, presents, balloons, cake, and punch are the tasks for the day. There is a lot to do before she gets home from work, and with a little help from their next-door neighbour, Mr Franklin, will they be able to get everything done in time? Join Alex, Greg, and Dad as they try to work together to make the party a success. What could go wrong? EVERYTHING!
War
War - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook War write by Matt Berry. This book was released on 2021-08-18. War available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Alex has never beaten his older brother Greg at anything. Not even once! Now fully armed with their new water pistols and sent into the backyard, will Alex be able to finally defeat Greg in an ultimate battle to drench the other? This is not a fun game, this is not quality family time, this is WAR! Join Alex as he battles not only his brother, but his own misfortune as things go from bad to worse in this hilarious story that goes from crazy to ridiculous.
Camping: Book #2 in The Mis-Adventures of Alex series
Camping: Book #2 in The Mis-Adventures of Alex series - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook Camping: Book #2 in The Mis-Adventures of Alex series write by Matt T. Berry. This book was released on 2021-08-18. Camping: Book #2 in The Mis-Adventures of Alex series available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Alex is on a family camping trip and it seems he has not forgotten to pack his bad-luck suitcase. From playing cricket, to roasting marshmallows, to building a fort, everything continues to not go Alex’s way. Will his good intentions ever turn out as planned? Join Alex in this adventure as a typical kid with a typical family have anything but an typical camping trip. There will be side-splitting scenarios, ruined meals, random fires and ‘special packages’ from the family dog, Buster.
