The Princess Beard - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook The Princess Beard write by Kevin Hearne. This book was released on 2019-10-08. The Princess Beard available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. This princess can shave herself! The hilarious bestselling authors of Kill the Farm Boy and No Country for Old Gnomes are back with a new adventure in the irreverent world of Pell. Once upon a time, a princess slept in a magical tower cloaked in thorns and roses. When she woke, she found no Prince Charming, only a surfeit of hair and grotesquely long fingernails—which was, honestly, better than some creep who acted without consent. She cut off her long braids and used them to escape. But she kept the beard because it made a great disguise. This is not a story about finding true love’s kiss—it's a story about finding yourself. On a pirate ship. Where you belong. But these are no ordinary pirates aboard The Puffy Peach, serving under Filthy Lucre, the one-eyed parrot pirate captain. First there’s Vic, a swole and misogynistic centaur on a mission to expunge himself of the magic that causes him to conjure tea and dainty cupcakes in response to stress. Then there’s Tempest, who’s determined to become the first dryad lawyer—preferably before she takes her ultimate form as a man-eating tree. They’re joined by Alobartalus, an awkward and unelfly elf who longs to meet his hero, the Sn’archivist who is said to take dictation directly from the gods of Pell. Throw in some mystery meat and a dastardly capitalist plot, and you’ve got one Pell of an adventure on the high seas! In this new escapade set in the magical land of Pell, Delilah S. Dawson and Kevin Hearne lovingly skewer the tropes of fairy tales and create a new kind of fantasy: generous, gently humorous, and inclusive. There might also be otters.
The Princess Beard, Coloring Book For Kids
The Princess Beard, Coloring Book For Kids - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook The Princess Beard, Coloring Book For Kids write by Art Boutaieb Publishing. This book was released on 2021-04-03. The Princess Beard, Coloring Book For Kids available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. For All Bearded Men's Are you looking for a Great gift for your kids?The Princess beard, Coloring Book for Kids, is a Great Gift for boys and Girls, specially with this Hand-illustrated, cool coloring pages that are designed by Art Boutaieb, for all Beard Lovers, all Bearded Dad's, that's a Nice Gift for all Holidays, and Perfect gift for Kids birthday.
Moldylocks and the Three Beards: A Branches Book (Princess Pink and the Land of Fake-Believe #1)
Moldylocks and the Three Beards: A Branches Book (Princess Pink and the Land of Fake-Believe #1) - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook Moldylocks and the Three Beards: A Branches Book (Princess Pink and the Land of Fake-Believe #1) write by Noah Z. Jones. This book was released on 2014-04-29. Moldylocks and the Three Beards: A Branches Book (Princess Pink and the Land of Fake-Believe #1) available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Noah Z. Jones turns well-known fairy tales upside-down in this humorous new series! This series is part of Scholastic's early chapter book line called Branches, which is aimed at newly independent readers. With easy-to-read text, high-interest content, fast-paced plots, and illustrations on every page, these books will boost reading confidence and stamina. Branches books help readers grow!In the Land of Fake Believe, Princess meets a strange girl named Moldylocks. When Princess's stomach grumbles, Moldylocks takes her to the home of the Three Beards. The girls sit in the Beards' chairs, eat their chili, and jump on their beds. The Three Beards are not happy when they get home--and they are very, very hungry! Will Moldylocks and Princess go into the chili pot? With easy-to-read text and engaging full-color artwork throughout, kids will be drawn right into this very funny land of fractured fairy tales!
The Princess Zoubaroff
The Princess Zoubaroff - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook The Princess Zoubaroff write by Ronald Firbank. This book was released on 1920. The Princess Zoubaroff available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle.
