Author : Bruce Kluger
Release : 2010-09-14
Genre : Humor
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Book Rating : 649/5 ( reviews)

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'Twas the Night Before Christmas 21st Century Edition - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook 'Twas the Night Before Christmas 21st Century Edition write by Bruce Kluger. This book was released on 2010-09-14. 'Twas the Night Before Christmas 21st Century Edition available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. In Kluger and Slavin's rendition, Christmas is no longer a time of sparkling snow globes and neighborly good will, but rather a celebration of profits, bonuses, and cutthroat competition--complete with disgruntled elves, outsourced Santas, union conflicts, Twittered conspiracies, randy reindeer, media hysteria, factory relocations, toxic merchandise, and a giant leveraged buyout that rocks the world from pole to pole. Packing their verse with hilariously spun rhymes ("The workers grew grim, as they churlishly chored / while Santa grew haplessly, craplessly bored") and even funnier illustrations (picture Santa jumping on Oprah's couch and Mrs. Claus in a racy Maxim cover photo), Kluger and Slavin spike the holiday eggnog with smart and saucy sass--not to mention loads of laughs. 'Twas the Night Before Christmas 21st Century Edition, makes the perfect stocking stuffer or lighthearted gift.