Ultimate Book of Jokes - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook Ultimate Book of Jokes write by Scott McNeely. This book was released on 2012-01-13. Ultimate Book of Jokes available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Whether you re making a toast at a wedding, trying to break the ice at a party, or just want to make your boss giggle, the Ultimate Book of Jokes is the first and last resource you'll ever need. From road-crossing chickens and classic knock knock jokes to the naughty, nice, and totally soused, no subject goes unmocked in this collection of over 1,500 jokes, packaged in a deluxe embossed board cover with 2-color line art throughout. Scott McNeeley, author of Ultimate Book of Card Games, mined decades worth of jokes to find chuckle-inducing punch lines for joke lovers of all stripes from yo mamma aficionados to naughty limerick connoisseurs.
The Ultimate Book of Dad Jokes
The Ultimate Book of Dad Jokes - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook The Ultimate Book of Dad Jokes write by Gordon Hideaki Nagai. This book was released on 2016-05-10. The Ultimate Book of Dad Jokes available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. A MASSIVE COLLECTION OF LAUGHABLE, CHEESY JOKES PERFECT FOR AMUSING DADS WHILE SLIGHTLY EMBARRASSING THE KIDS As groan-inducing as they are hilarious, dad jokes are the punny one-liners and oh-so-clever quips fathers never tire of telling. With this massive collection, no Dad will ever lack new material to make his kids facepalm: • A watermelon and a honeydew wanted to get married right away, but they cantaloupe. • After Humpty Dumpty recovered from his fall, he was just a shell of his former self. • Sign language interpreters have to lean sideways to translate something in italics. • Anyone with a wheat allergy that routinely eats pasta is just a gluten for punishment. • A chord walked into a bar and ordered a drink. The bartender said, “We don’t serve minors.”
The Best Joke Book (Period)
The Best Joke Book (Period) - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook The Best Joke Book (Period) write by William Donohue. This book was released on 2014-11. The Best Joke Book (Period) available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Discover hundreds of jokes for every occasion! Why was the limbo dancer shocked when his wallet was stolen right out of his back pocket? Because he didn't think anyone could stoop so low. The ultimate collection of the world’s greatest funnies, The Best Joke Book (Period) keeps you laughing for hours on end. Inside, you'll find hundreds of jokes that are guaranteed to stir up a room full of smiles, including knock-knocks, witty puns, and one-liners. Complete with hilarious quotes from celebrities like Jon Stewart, Lewis Black, and Jerry Seinfeld, everyone will revel in each gut-busting moment. So whether you’re looking to add a few jokes to your repertoire, impress your buds, or improve your banter, this sidesplitting book arms you with the perfect joke for any occasion!
Jokes for Blokes
Jokes for Blokes - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook Jokes for Blokes write by Llewellyn Dowd. This book was released on 2011-10-06. Jokes for Blokes available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. What is the difference between a dog and a fox? About 9 pints What do you call a man with a 2 inch penis? Justin What's pink and hard in the morning? The Financial Times crossword Did you hear about the consignment of Viagra pills stolen from a warehouse? Police are on the lookout for hardened criminals An aeroplane is about to crash, when a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, 'If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman.' She removes all her clothing and asks, 'Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?' A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, 'Here, iron this!' The greatest ever collection of dirty jokes guaranteed to offend and outrage the prudish. Full of hilarious gags, it's totally politically incorrect, unashamedly x-rated and downright filthy. Definitely one to keep well out of the way of the mother-in-law...
The Ultimate Dad Joke Book
The Ultimate Dad Joke Book - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook The Ultimate Dad Joke Book write by Hugh Murmie. This book was released on 2020-05-10. The Ultimate Dad Joke Book available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. New for 2020! Easy Father's Day gift for your favorite guy! The Ultimate Dad Joke Book is jam packed with family friendly, clean and hysterical jokes that are great for everyone from your toddler to your great-grandma! Buckle up and get ready for some knee slapping, head shaking and gut busting laughter every time you flip a page. Over 500 hilarious jokes, puns and one-liners Squeaky clean, family safe jokes for kids (and adults) of all ages Great selection of time honored classics and all new jokes for 2020 Grab your copy today and channel your inner dad with some amazingly groan worthy humor bombs!
