Uncle John's New & Improved Funniest Ever - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook Uncle John's New & Improved Funniest Ever write by Bathroom Readers' Institute. This book was released on 2018-07-17. Uncle John's New & Improved Funniest Ever available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. The popular bathroom reader series is back with this collection that’s flush with laughs. It’s new, it’s improved, it’s the funniest ever! Back by popular demand, this newly revised edition includes plenty of all-time favorites, along with more than twenty-five pages of new content. That’s page after page after page of laugh-out-loud dumb jokes, dumb jocks, toasts, pranks, kings, kittens, caboodles, and, of course, poorly translated kung fu movie subtitles such as “It took my seven digestive pills to dissolve your hairy crab!” So, whether you like your humor witty or witless, light or dark, silly or sublime, you’ll laugh until your head explodes. Chortle at: ·Dumb crooks: The robber who ran face-first into a wall because he forgot to poke eye holes in his pillowcase. ·Witty wordplay: If Snoop Dogg were to marry Winnie-the-Pooh, his name would become Snoop Dogg Pooh. ·Flubbed headlines: “British Left Waffles On House Floor” ·Quirky stars: Billy Idol’s concert rider demands he have one large tub of I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter in his dressing room. ·Job lingo: If you hear an ER doc mention a “VIP,” be on the lookout for a “very intoxicated patient.” ·Sputtering sportscasters: “If only faces could talk.” —Pat Summerall And much, much more
Uncle John's Bathroom Reader Weird Inventions
Uncle John's Bathroom Reader Weird Inventions - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook Uncle John's Bathroom Reader Weird Inventions write by Bathroom Readers' Institute. This book was released on 2013-05-01. Uncle John's Bathroom Reader Weird Inventions available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Discover strange gadgets you never knew existed in this volume from the nation’s top collector of curious and interesting information! The writers behind Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader present this totally true treasury of amazing gizmos—devilish devices you never knew existed, created by people who thought the world absolutely needed what they had to offer and sell. Read all about: * The onesie that turns your crawling baby into a mop * The fart-stifling blanket * The square watermelon * The video game you control with your mind * The weight loss device that sucks food out of your stomach, and much much more!
Uncle John's Book of Fun Bathroom Reader for Kids Only!
Uncle John's Book of Fun Bathroom Reader for Kids Only! - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook Uncle John's Book of Fun Bathroom Reader for Kids Only! write by Bathroom Readers' Institute. This book was released on 2012-09-01. Uncle John's Book of Fun Bathroom Reader for Kids Only! available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. All the looniest, wackiest, zaniest grossest jokes, games, puzzles and pranks a kid could ever want in one fun book! Uncle John is back with another For Kids Only masterpiece! Book of Fun is stuffed with wacky facts, gross-out jokes, goofy games, magic tricks, puzzling puzzles, and hilarious pranks. Easy-to-read stories and gags are brought to life with silly illustrations and fun fonts (which research suggests actually help kids build reading and comprehension skills). A sample of the fun to be had: * How to make your own whoopee cushion * Simple calculator tricks to amaze your friends * Classic riddles and mind-boggling brain teasers * Tongue twisters and word games * One-minute mysteries * Silly science tricks * Optical illusions * Lots of jokes . . . like this one: Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils? A: Because they have big fingers. And much, much more!
Uncle John's Biggest Ever Bathroom Reader
Uncle John's Biggest Ever Bathroom Reader - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook Uncle John's Biggest Ever Bathroom Reader write by Bathroom Readers' Institute. This book was released on 2002-03-17. Uncle John's Biggest Ever Bathroom Reader available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Sit down and relax with Uncle John's Biggest Ever Bathroom Reader. This hardcover edition of the bathroom reading series will bowl you over. No more frantic searches at the last minute for that perfect magazine. No more agonizing choices between light reading and serious stuff. This biggest ever volume has combined two previous Bathroom Readers in their entirety, Uncle John's Great Big Bathroom Reader and Uncle John's Ultimate Bathroom Reader. It has more entertainment, humor, trivia, science, history, and pop culture than ever before. Among lots of other topics, you can read about: * Why the White House is White * Strange Medical Conditions * The History of the Bra * The Origin of the Miss America Pageant * Weird Tales of the Ouija Board * The Hair Museum * Why Thanksgiving is in November * Why Popcorn Pops * The Origin of Pop Tarts. Its all there in Uncle John's Biggest Ever Bathroom Reader!
Uncle John's Hindsight Is 20/20 Bathroom Reader
Uncle John's Hindsight Is 20/20 Bathroom Reader - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook Uncle John's Hindsight Is 20/20 Bathroom Reader write by Bathroom Readers' Institute. This book was released on 2021-09-07. Uncle John's Hindsight Is 20/20 Bathroom Reader available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. This 34th annual edition of Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader offers an all-new collection of fascinating trivia, strange-but-true oddities, and the ever-popular stories of dumb crooks! Uncle John’s Hindsight Is 2020 Bathroom Reader is packed with tons of new articles from the worlds of pop culture, history, and science to help you get everything out of your system the next time you visit the throne room! Articles range in length from a single page to extended page-turners, each as entertaining as the last. From iconic television roles that almost weren’t to the origins of comic books, this 34th edition of fascinating trivia, hilarious lists, and notable quotes compiled by Uncle John and his team at the Bathroom Readers’ Institute will set your mind free to roam the world—and you won’t even need to leave the house!
