Unusually Stupid Celebrities - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook Unusually Stupid Celebrities write by Kathryn Petras. This book was released on 2007. Unusually Stupid Celebrities available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Gathers anecdotes that chronicle the real-life, less-than-stellar moments and experiences of celebrities, in a volume that also features such edifying lists as stupid celebrity phobias, baby names, demands, and awards.
Unusually Stupid Celebrities
Unusually Stupid Celebrities - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook Unusually Stupid Celebrities write by Kathryn Petras. This book was released on 2009-04-22. Unusually Stupid Celebrities available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. The Greeks honored Zeus, the Romans revered Juno, but modern civilization worships a different sort of god: Celebrity. Face it, we follow the stars’ every move, fashion choice, and deliciously dishy affairs. Now Kathryn Petras and Ross Petras, authors of Unusually Stupid Americans, pull the demanding divas, screwball stars, and celebu-twits off their pedestals–and prove it doesn’t take a degree in rocket science to become famous. Cases in point: • Courtney Love misses an important court date relating to “possession of a controlled substance” because she can’t find a professional bodyguard at the last minute. • Mariah Carey’s entourage includes a skirt-from-touching-floor specialist, a towel hand-off person, and a professional drink holder/lifter. • Savvy traveler Paris Hilton concludes that all of Europe is, “like, French.” • Mensa candidate and rocker Tommy Lee is pretty sure that Winston Churchill was president during the Civil War, that the numeric equivalent of pi is “the two-equals-MC-squared thing,” and that an isosceles triangle is “somewhere in Bermuda.” Feuds, faith, family, money, sex, tantrums, travel–no star-studded stone is left unturned. Filled with jaw-dropping anecdotes, quirky quotes, and special stupid-celebrity awards, Unusually Stupid Celebrities provides a red-faced glimpse of the red carpet.
Stop Making Stupid People Famous
Stop Making Stupid People Famous - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook Stop Making Stupid People Famous write by Moaml Mohmmed. This book was released on 2019-08-18. Stop Making Stupid People Famous available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Stop making stupid people famousFame is too often awarded to anyone who happened to appeal to the masses at a certain point in time, And these masses are largely idiots incapable of distinguishing talent from reputation. The people who acquire fame generally reflect the tastes (or lack thereof) of these very simple, Very basic people. . . And they themselves are hardly qualified to evaluate the importance of these people and their defining characteristics. At times, Simply having knowledge of the existence and details of these famous people is enough to make these feel accomplished. . . As opposed to actually accomplishing something worthy of their time. I suppose this could be a form of vicarious living, And if it is, It's one of the crudest forms.In conclusion, You have every right to believe that someone famous is better than yourself, Even if it's simply because they are famous. But to believe that they are better than everyone who isn't famous is a display of ignorance, And I will ask you to kindly go fuck yourself for it;)
Unusually Stupid Politicians
Unusually Stupid Politicians - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook Unusually Stupid Politicians write by Kathryn Petras. This book was released on 2009-03-12. Unusually Stupid Politicians available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Kathryn Petras and Ross Petras, bestselling authors of the scathingly funny Unusually Stupid Americans and Unusually Stupid Celebrities, now set their bipartisan sights on the hallowed halls of the United States government. Unusually Stupid Politicians exposes the mind-boggling but true political mishaps, missteps, and miscues that have even the savviest spin doctors shaking their heads and saying “No comment.” Sections include • Extreme Hairsplitting–such as when Florida governor Jeb Bush, after being accused of hiding in a closet from rampaging Democrats, denied the allegation completely, stating that “it was actually a boiler room” • Brilliant and Innovative Ideas from The Pentagon– like their groundbreaking "Gay Bomb," their "Bad Breath Inducing" halitosis weapon and their plans to enlist The Three Stooges in the fight against terror. • Creative Political Excuses——such as “I just discovered I’m Jewish and it’s a Holy Day,”——used by Senator George Allen, who, after learning of his Jewish heritage, got out of a Senate hearing to “observe” Yom Kippur • The Most Egregiously Large Political Egos–measured in standard Chuck Schumer Ego Units (CSEUs) This hilarious and eye-opening exposé gives awards for “How I Blew My Campaign” and “Worst Campaign Ad,” and shares a list of candidates “endorsed by God,” as well as a list of those who lost because of Satan. So turn off C-SPAN and quit text-messaging congressional pages–you’re about to learn what the definition of “is” is.
The Most Stupidest Names on Earth
The Most Stupidest Names on Earth - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook The Most Stupidest Names on Earth write by Dave WALLACE. This book was released on 2017-04. The Most Stupidest Names on Earth available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Have you been wondering what some parents are smoking lately? Whatever they are smoking has inspired them to come up with the weirdest names ever to be inked on any birth certificate. Some are just purely genius because It takes only an inspired genius to come up with a name like Oink. You know Oink is synonymous to Pigs and pigs are fat! What a way to tell someone to his face...rude parents! This book is also two edged as it contains list of proper names and meanings to keep good intentioned guys from erroneously choosing a stupid name especially when it sounds so good! Thanks to Dave Wallace a typical American writer mixing a bit of humor with onomastics (the study of names and their origin including personal names, surnames and nicknames) to redefine sanity. And should by any chance you belong to the club of the weird radicals then this may be a perfect compilation to draw inspiration from!
