Why Cats are Assholes - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook Why Cats are Assholes write by Liz Miele. This book was released on 2021-03-30. Why Cats are Assholes available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Most people love cats. They’re fluffy, playful, and can be a joy to have as a companion. However, they can also be huge assholes. So what can you do? How do you deal with a roommate who always seems to be plotting to kill you? While we all love sharing adorable photos of kittens, these frisky felines are known more for marching to the beat of their own drum than abiding by the rules. From running around your home at two in the morning, knocking everything off your shelves, or taking up most of your bed, these furry critters can be immensely selfish and disrespectful to those who give them endless love and affection. Why Cats Are Assholes is up for such a challenge. From studying their history all the way back to ancient Egypt, comedian Liz Miele—the daughter of veterinarians—digests the cat psyche to try and understand why they do the things they do, and how we, as their loyal servants, can handle domestic bliss with them around. With the help of her cat Pasta, Miele breaks down the common behaviors of cats in an attempt to try and better understand their plan of attack (if there is one), as well as what we can do to better prepare ourselves. Whether you have one, two, or twelve fur babies, Why Cats Are Assholes is the ultimate guide to better understanding your pet’s behavior while taking back your home from these domesticated terrorists.
Does This Collar Make My Butt Look Big?
Does This Collar Make My Butt Look Big? - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook Does This Collar Make My Butt Look Big? write by Dena Harris. This book was released on 2013. Does This Collar Make My Butt Look Big? available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. This diet-guide parody shows "extra furry" cats how to get svelte with kitty-specific versions of popular weight-loss and fitness regimes like the Zone, South Beach, Mayo Clinic, and French Women Don't Get Fat (But Their Cats Do). Americans own more than 86 million cats, and the wild popularity of cat videos--from YouTube to the Internet Cat Video Film Festival--proves that cat-lovers can't get enough kitty humor. This book pokes fun at tubby tabbies--the world's cutest (and surliest) fat creatures--with laugh-out-loud details that will tickle the funnybone of anyone "owned" by a cat. Lampooning trendy weight-loss regimes and health gurus, this book will also make people feel better about their own battle of the bulge in comparison to cats' insatiable appetites and lazy lifestyles. By eating right for their blood type, sourcing raw and living foods, joining Weight Stalkers, avoiding toxic treats, and exercising while lying down, felines of every shape (round) and size (round) will soon be motivated to ditch the fifth serving of Beef Morsels in Gravy for fresh, local options like that vole in the backyard.
My Cat Is an Asshole
My Cat Is an Asshole - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook My Cat Is an Asshole write by Hank Whitefoot. This book was released on 2016-06-05. My Cat Is an Asshole available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Like any normal cat, Tobey wants love, affection and attention. Sometimes he shows this very well, other times he is an ass hole. Follow us on his journey as he shows his love and annoyance. You will discover how Tobey rubs his nasty lips on everything in sight, performs the one-leg salute and bugs the hell out of me.
Lazy-Ass Cats
Lazy-Ass Cats - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook Lazy-Ass Cats write by Lindsay Conner. This book was released on 2017-03-07. Lazy-Ass Cats available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Trouble in Purradise? Having a catastrophic day? Unwind with the Lazy-Ass Cats Coloring Book. Whip out your colored pencilsforty clever coloring pages are ready for your artistic touch. Haven't tried coloring? You have got to be kitten me. A hilarious gift for coloring enthusiasts, cat lovers, and even people who don't know they like to color yet, the book features single-sided pages on crisp, quality paper.
Prince Of Cats
Prince Of Cats - read free eBook in online reader or directly download on the web page. Select files or add your book in reader. Download and read online ebook Prince Of Cats write by Ronald Wimberly. This book was released on 2016-10-26. Prince Of Cats available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. PRINCE OF CATS is the B side to Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet, played at an eighties block party in an NY where underground sword dueling blossomed alongside hip-hop, punk, disco, and no wave. Itês the story of the minor players with Tybalt at the center. The definitive printing of RONALD WIMBERLY's critically-acclaimed first work, presented as intended for the first time.
